Maybe it's the fact that I'm a little drunk, maybe it's the toxins in my blood from my recent Hobo Spider bite, but I wish to express that I am very fond of the blogs section and the users who frequent it.

I have been coming to Ebaum's for a few years, but never registered until the whole blog thing came about. The blog section is, for the most part, frequented by the more intellectual EBW users (isn't that an oxymoron?). Even when flinging shit at one another, here it is way more awesomely entertaining than the standard thumb-in-ass tomfoolery found in the other sections. Perhaps the dreaded prospect of reading safeguards this little corner from the more undesirable users. People here just seem to have their shit together. I hope this doesn't sound like ass-kissing...

So whatever, I just wanted to put that out there. Keep doing that voodoo that you do so well.

Oh, and don't forget to disprove me by leaving a message testifying to how much I suck.

There's a multitude of people in my area I can't stand. I don't truely hate them, but this blog's original title "People I Greatly Dislike and Would Like to Beat With an Tube Sock Full of Gravel" was simply too long. So here they are in random order:

 -Vegans and organic-diet devotees who think they are supremely enlightened and pompously insist that you must adopt their ways. They cannot enjoy their damp lettuce sandwiches quietly, they must make known how super-fucing awesome they are.

-The hippies who sit on the footbridges (where they are unavoidable) and beg for change. They are almost ALWAYS college students. They sit there wearing free-trade hemp clothing (not cheap), petting their dog (if money is so tight, why the fuck do they have a dog?).

A prime example: last week, two of these stinky assholes (and their dog) were sitting in an area which I was forced to pass to get to work where I, as a productive citizen, go make a little bit of money so I have electrici ... Read more ...

Not trying to unnecessarily junk up the blogs. I am just wondering, as I suspect that maybe a few members here are actually out of high school/not on house-arrest. So, yeah, how old are you and what do you do?

I am a 21-year old care-taker and Marine Reservist, but am moving to Boise next month. I will be waiting to attend Boise State and hopefully working at Impact Guns (was offered a job last year, but couldn't accept at the time).

I expect more dick-in-hand-shenaniganry than real responses, but whatever. 

Not that any of you probably care, but I am going to explain the reasons I hate life. This is all about me.

Firstly, this all stems from my grandfather. Last year, I moved in with him as his caretaker, not so much because he needed tons of help, but really just some company. Things have been a shit sandwich since. Here's why:

1) He farts. Alot. He doesn't care any more, so he just does it at will... in my car, at the bank, in the grocery store. I take him all these places, so I always feel the shame as he indiscreetly crop-dusts people in public places.

2) He smokes. I smoke too, but it is important to understand that he chain smokes unfiltered cigarettes. When he is halfway done with a cigarette, he puts it out, takes another butt, and rolls the two halves together. This creates the "Death's Head Cigarette", which fills the house with the most disgusting, oily smoke ever. My clothes have long since been tainted to the point that I smell like I work at a crematorium. This brings me to ... Read more ...