I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it. He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat. The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine wh ... Read more ...

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Anon looking so down in the dumps. Everyone here'd love to be you Anon even when taking your lumps. There's no man in /b/ as admired as you you're everyone's favorite troll. Everyone's awed and inspired by you you obese, unforgiving asshole. No...one...posts like Anon no one boasts like Anon No one makes creepy threads full of ghosts like Anon. For there's no man online half as manly perfect, a man free of fail you can ask any Doug, Snacks or Zimmer and they'll tell you who posts girls worth a trip to jail. No...one...flames like Anon No one blames like Anon No one's got ROMs of pirated games like Anon Anonymous: "To your 12 year old niece I'm INDIIIIMIDATING" My what a guy that Anon! Give five "Win and God"s Give twelve internets Anon is the best and the rest fake their GETs. No...one...faps like Anon worships Japs like Anon No one posts his collection of traps like Anon. Girls: For there's no one as mean and abusive. Anonymous: Hey you cunts, Tits or GTFO. Whether massive ... Read more ...

When I was 12, I played the biscuit game with 23 other boys. And I lost :( They got me to strip naked, go down on my knees, tips my face up and drip the plastered cum of all of them into my mouth before slowly eating the biscuit. They masturbated around me while I did it (I took a while, retching and trying not to puke), and some came on me (their cum was hot on my skin) but not many as a lot of them had already cum so recently on the biscuit. It was mostly the ones who had cum first. Everyone thought I looked a lot like a girl, cos I had a blonde pageboy haircut and was pretty skinny. God I hate my mom :(

ok so im in school and this kid i dont like his name is shawn he starts botering me because hes a jerk and he always picks on me like pushing me around and stuff anyway usualyi dont usualy do anything cuz i get scared but that day he was pushing me into the wall while i was walking to class with my friends and evry1 was quiet cuz no1 wanted to get picked on but i was starting to get angry so i said to him stop it already, shawn and he's like f*** u, dork make me and im like fine thats it!!!11! so he pushes me and i fall on my face and evry1 around gets in a group and starts going fight fight fight and shawns like get up you b**** so i get up slowly and im REALLY angry and i turn around and i feel like theres this power inside me so i start screaming at him like goku so evry1 in the group backs up and looks scared and even shawn started to back up and look scared so i yell at him you shuldnt have messed with a sayian! !!1! i put my hands back and go kameeeeeeehameeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaa and i try to shoot it i do ... Read more ...

Today I got in trouble again for throwing my cat in the oven! This is the fourth time it happend so I guess I was asking for it. Only today was different instead of the usual "Ha ha cat your ass is going in the oven," I decided to turn the oven on for 300*. It was fucking epic the cat at first was clueless as to what was going on. Than he started to whimper as the heat got more severe finally he let out a scream of death and howled like a little bitch! After that it was all a blure to me I remember hearing a loud pop and seeing the oven covered in red smears. I turned the oven off and checked to see if the cat was still alive. Amazeing as it was the fucking cat was still alive barley that is! I decided to put the fucker out of it's misery and got a baseball bat from my room. I whacked the cat in the head twice and it's skull smashed wide open. Fucking blood and guts everywhere I cleaned the mess up the best I could and dumped the cat's body into the dumpster. An hour later my Mother came home and saw my re ... Read more ...