Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Anon looking so down in the dumps. Everyone here'd love to be you Anon even when taking your lumps. There's no man in /b/ as admired as you you're everyone's favorite troll. Everyone's awed and inspired by you you obese, unforgiving asshole. No...one...posts like Anon no one boasts like Anon No one makes creepy threads full of ghosts like Anon. For there's no man online half as manly perfect, a man free of fail you can ask any Doug, Snacks or Zimmer and they'll tell you who posts girls worth a trip to jail. No...one...flames like Anon No one blames like Anon No one's got ROMs of pirated games like Anon Anonymous: "To your 12 year old niece I'm INDIIIIMIDATING" My what a guy that Anon! Give five "Win and God"s Give twelve internets Anon is the best and the rest fake their GETs. No...one...faps like Anon worships Japs like Anon No one posts his collection of traps like Anon. Girls: For there's no one as mean and abusive. Anonymous: Hey you cunts, Tits or GTFO. Whether massive or scraggly and scrawny. Anonymous: "I've got millions of images I want to show". No one's met an Anon makes us wet like Anon No one's openly gay for Bridget like Anon. Anonymous: "I'm especially good at hidiiiing my loli". OHSHI- Partyvan for Anon! Anonymous: "When I was a lad I saved porn every day, and I watched my collection grow large. But then I found /b/ and the others like me now it's roughly the size of a baaaaarge". No...one...hits like Anon matches wits like Anon No one pays Gaia camwhores for tits like Anon. Anonymous: "ZOMG REI I CAME *FAPFAP-FAAAAAAAAAP-FAPFAPFAP*" Say it again Who's a man among men? And then say it once more who's the /b/tard next door? Who's the only acceptable internet hero and browses without his pants on? There's just one guy online who's got all of these thiiiings... And I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plAIIIIIIIR ANOOOOOOOOOON