Dear Lord Prodigy,

 you may not know me and i dont expect you to. I know you always are out having fun at your awesome bangers or limo rides, which I recently found out is actually gay disco parties and quick pick up blow jobs from uncle greg. I wish i could be as cool as you man I am a nervous wreck and usually am afraid to talk to girls. I think you are the key to my success! Maybe sometime you can pick me up in your cool car and teach me how to pick up girls. I understand your life is time consuming .... Trust me I know you wake up do a quick morning jerk off to beastiality porn. Then you must do a hundred ass plunges to get totally ripped, but please i beg you just 1 hour of your presence will turn me into a total pimp ass gangsta! Well i hope you read this between either your locker punching or boulder juggling. Fag Fag Fag

Sincerely,

YOUR GREATEST FUCKING FAN!!

Anybody who likes a good conversation about football come talk to me =] i know basically everything about football because i love it .. almost as much as i love the beer during a sunday night game!! anyways yeah i am a new york giants fan .. GO GIANTS .. fuck the eagles they suck .. i know i should hate the cowboys to but they aint that bad in my eyes .. and the redskins haha dont gotta worry bout them .. anyways you could come talk to me about football even if it doesnt have to do with the nfl i love talking about football and anything to kill time while im in the bronx for a couple weeks will work..

I hate how idiots on their myspace take pictures of their little bags of weed and shit cause they wanna act cool .. i think that it would be great if every kid that has weed or any other type of drug on their myspace in a myspace picture with them in it would be great ..yes yes i can see it now all the tough ass kids that are smoking weed cause they think there cool are now in cell 212 with big ol' bubba crying like a little bitch . there really is no need for a blog like this but i just wanted to let everybody how i feel about stupid ass kids with their stupid ass pictures .. matter of fact it would be great if there parents seen it and whooped their ass then put a picture of them whooping the kids ass on the kids myspace .. lmao i think that would be better than the bubba one ..

Okay .. one day at Gloucester Township Day (GT DAY) I was with a couple of my friends .. So im just chilling with my friend Rylee until the Ice Cream man passes by and for some reason everybody except me went over to him .. im just sitting on the bench waiting for my friend .. The finally come back after several minutes and we start hanging out again .. this old guy comes by and throws a half eaten cookie dough sundae or something into the trash can and it misses then plops onto the Grass/Dog Shit .. (Yes, Mixture of both!) my friend Rylee picks it up and starts swishing the dog shit around for some reason .. then mid-way through that my Girl Friend Gia walks up and say ohhhh cookie dough .. grabs the spoon out of Rylee's hand and enjoys a delicous bite of Cookie Dough/ Grass / Dog Shit Sundae .. Oh yes i did say dog shit again =] ... oh yea i dumped the bitch datt night