IT'S QUITE EMBARASSING. I NEVER KNEW MY MOTHER, YES, I AM AN ORPHON, YOU SEE.

I WAS BROUGHT UP BY 2 NORMAL PEOPLE. THEIR NAMES WERE FRED AND ROSEMARY WEST. THE TWO GREATEST PEOPLE THAT I'VE EVER KNOWN. THEY NEVER SWEARED AND WERE GOD FEARING PEOPLE.

ONE DAY, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A PATIO, LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT THE FOUNDATION WAS DEAD KIDS.

I THOUGHT THEIR BODIES WERE A CRAZY KIND OF CEMENT.

I WAS ONLY YOUNG (21 YEARS OF AGE)

NOW I KNOW TODAY THAT THEY WERE BAD PEOPLE, BUT I STILL LOVE THEM.

I BELIEVE THEY MAY BE DEAD NOW, AND ARE BURIED IN THE BLUE PETER GARDEN.

i went the store today and i saw this very pretty woman.

so, i stalked her to isle 3 where i saw her at the cheese counter, where she was buying some cheese for her daughter who had a very bad vaginal disease from the other night when she met Fasad at the beach, where they had unprotected sex.

Little did I know that she was really hunting for the secret password to the tuna casserole. the only way to obtain this was to take that cheese and.....

we realised at this point that we were going nowhere with this shit blog and decided to quit while we were behind.

when i get a feature, some smart arse leaves a comment saying, "you stole this from *insert site here*"

Basically all these sites take from one another, so i won't be losing any sleep when i'm told i'm a thief.

I could name the main players here (of which i am not one) that find vids that the majority of you losers who complain about stealing this or that, wouldn't otherwise see - but won't bother, they know who they are.

Yeah, my writing skills are shit, as you can all see. I just wanted to have a little bitch to the people who bitch :)

Happy hunting

i see that after ebaumsworld has been "taken over" that i keep seeing featured content that has been uploaded like a few days ago of stuff that was featured way before the "take over"

i was even "advised" to upload stuff that has previously been featured, for a sure fire feature. i won't be doing that, as erep points don't really mean that much to me.

i'm not bitching, crying, moaning or whatever, i just wondered what you lot think of it.

i don't usually write or read blogs, so if anyone has already written a similar blog, i appologise.

-edit- i can't reply to your comments, as i've been comment banned again.