The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she ... Read more ...
Yep, I've had a drink AGAIN. Nothing new there.
I was kinda bored so I decided ask a few close friends I'd somehow lost contact with to come for a drink with me at our used-to-be local that has just re-opened. I had eight pints of 1664, a nice lager I tells ya!
This, as you can tell, is going nowhere... Why even bother writing a blog, I hear you all say. I agree. Just thought it was nice that I met up with some old friends who I was in a "crew" with when we were all like 15.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not popular or anything but I do have people I associate with. It was just nice to meet old friends I'd lost contact with.
If there is any reason for this blog, I suppose this is it: Remember an old friend that for whatever reason you have lost contact with? Why not say, "hey, fancy a pint?"
What's the worst that could happen? They say no? Their loss ;)
For those who don't know who he is, he presents a British programme about cars called "Top Gear"
He's never been known to be politically correct, but I find him quite funny. I've copy/pasted all of these genuine quotes.
Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary... That's what gets you.
Now we've been told in this new series, we've got to feature more green cars. So here's one. It's really the greenest car we could find, really. (A bright green Lamborghini Murcielago)
(On the Audi R8) Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.
The Ferrari 355 is like a quail's egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts' belly button.
(On the Alfa Romeo Brera) Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You've heard she's mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, w ... Read more ...
I like burgers.
There was a burger I used to always cook after coming home from the pub. Here is the recipe:
1 quarter pounder beefburger
1 slice of processed cheese
2 rashers of bacon
1 potato waffle
plenty of onion
loads of lettuce
sliced cucumber
red pepper
black and white pepper
All that between 1 single bap.
Point of this blog? dunno. Comments wanted? What's your favourite food. Either drunk or sober.
I worked in a theme park
I worked on many rides but the first was the rapids. Basically, there was three positions. The first was letting the people on. I had to walk on a moving platform while asking, "how many, please" and then point them to their boat. The trick was trying to fit as many in each boat as you could so the line would be slightly shorter, and therefore people wouldn't have to queue for as long. The maximum seating was 8 people.
The second, and in my opinion, the best, was helping them off the boat. Self explanatory, really.
Third was what they call kicking in. The boats are 2 seats, steps, 2 seats, steps, etc. You would have to kick the boat around so as the steps connected to the moving platform. Seems easy, but it took me freakin' ages to get it right. The lads laughing at me when the seats ended up pointing the platform was always fun. This job wa ... Read more ...
