Valentines Day is basically a day to romance your woman and give her thoughtful gifts and crap but why is there no special day us dudes? I think that day is... the Super Bowl.
Super Bowl Sunday is the day when a woman can show how much she really loves her man by giving him backrubs, cooking him various fatty fried foods and by tolerating his enthusiastic scratching, bummy friends, and by applauding his bodily echoes.
On Valentine's Day, we have to dress up for you girls by wearing nice shoes and the underwear without the yellow stains and stuff. So on Super Bowl Sunday, you should dress how WE want... in a cheerleading outfit.
On Valentine's Day, you want us to buy you sexy undergarments. Well on OUR "Valentine's Day", buy ussexy undergarments like, uh, shoulder pads. That would be cool.
On Valentine's Day, we have to get you a dozen roses. On Super Bowl Sund ... Read more ...
Yes, Baddozer has Died. At exactly 8:05pm on the 27th day of July there was a 3 car pile up
that was caused by a selfish man that was drunk off his ass that looked down to turn his radio up to quote " Hear my jam boo" and at that time slammed into Baddozer's Toyota Prius which made him hit a mini van filled with Mexican's in it but lucky all 15 of them were not hurt. Unfortunately 2 hours later Baddozer quietly passed away from cancer in the local ER.
You will be missed Brother,You will be missed.
~Love Dirty~
Had to go the cock doc. You know, the urologist. The guy who graduated Medical School and decided to specialize in fondling my jammy and grapes.
Now, you women are all used to going to the doctor and -- without hesitation -- spreading your legs to be groped and viewed. Us men ain't used to THAT!
I was feeling my Balls. It was an ordinary Saturday night. I noticed one of 'em was larger than the other. Uh-oh. Last thing I got time for is nut cancer. So I did the prudent thing -- I waited just 3 weeks before I called a doctor.
But man, the doc wanted $100! Just to juggle my balls! Man, if I spend 100 units there BETTER be something wrong with me!
But you know me, I'm Dirty. So I'm thinking WHO ELSE can perform this test. WHO ELSE knows wh ... Read more ...
The days that passed were nothing to eventful but far from the ordinary. Most of the LONG hours passed watching Bonanza a western television series that ran way before I was born and all because someone made the remark to Mcshitty about his fondness of the T.V. show. Which abruptly reminded him of the 20 hours he had on his DVR ... Read more ...
The story starts with my unexpected departure from my job due to miscommunication between me and my boss....I was coming in stoned and they didn't tell me that I couldn't do that. So while I was waiting on something else to fall in my lap a friend of mine said he had some out of town side work for me. So I agreed without further info needed because when he said "side work" I was thinking fixing a house,yard work,working on cars or shoveling shit ect. Not even close....He said we are going Down to Florida to help clean up his wife's Granny's house. Doesn't sound to bad? Well here is a little back story,she lives there with her GROWN son that was perfectly healthy till he drank so much liqueur that it ate holes in his brain to the point he sits around the house in his mountain dew pants staring at his PAUSED t.v. for hours on end.While at the same time Shitting in his diaper! As we are pul ... Read more ...
