The news just said its raining EVERY where! Look out your window. I want to know if its raining where your at. This is fucking crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I need to buy a rear seat for my Mustang. I got fucked last nite at the bar. I knew I had to much to drink and drive, so I decided to be responsable and sleep it off in my car...plus I couldnt find my keys. At some point while I was asleep someone got in my car and pissed all on my crotch. I woke up 7am soaked in urine with a foul taste of cheap licker and latex. I climbed out of the car, ripped my back seat out and left  it on the side of the road. Got back in,pulled my keys out of the cd player and started home wondering why someone would piss on me. I have tan seats.

For everyone who has ever had an evaluation or performance review just remember, it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from United States Federal Government employee performance evaluations:

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."

2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of definite won't be."

4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

5. "When she opens her mo ... Read more ...