Make yourself comfortable! This is a loooong one!

Foreword -

I was chillin with some girl who I met at her work and we got to know eachother a bit. I was really nice to her and then she started thinking that I was into her in that wrong way... She started telling me that she wanted to be with me and such and it was getting uncomfortable. Then I found out she did heroin when she had me bring her to some random place in the city so she could give some guy money. I promptly backed off, and this wasnt before I said in passing "yeah if you need a couple bucks to help pay rent then let me know".

After realizing what she was made of, I backed off. I thought about it some more and realized that she was looking for someone to cling onto emotionally and financially and I really didnt want to be a part of that... I didn't talk to her until this series of test messages were sent. I thought she got the point (of me ignoring her for 2 days) and obviously she didnt. She started sending me these texts all of a sudden. At this time I figured I should... just ask her to leave me alone, politely. Didn't work. I was really wondering why she needed money so badly, too. From what she had told me earlier, she got a paycheck on the 15th. Could she have spent it already?!

The following I simply typed into Word straight from my phone. I worked tirelessly to preserve all of the type - os that characterize text message conversation, and to keep the natural feel of it all! Everything below is presented in a fashion which best reflects how it came barging into my phones inbox, uninvited.

Received: 8/17/08, 8:14 PM - avent heard from u.

Received: 8/17/08, 8:19 PM - Hey whats up? Can u still let me borrow that 30$? If so do u think u can bring it by 2nite? If something changed and u cant its okay* is everything ok?

Received: 8/18/08, 5:23 PM - So can you still let me borrow like 20? Plz lmk asap* i miss u, u should come by and watch a movie, i redid my apt wait till u c it! Hit me up later, I

Note: She could have been a bit more subtle then to say something nice to me immediately after asking me for money.

Received: 8/18/08, 5:23 PM - also need my drawin book, i thought i had another one but i guess i dont*

Sent: 8/18/08, 5:28 PM -Yeah ill drop it off sometime but im in the city now and I wont be back tonight

Note: I chose my wording poorly and forgot to say your book instead of letting her think I was going to support her drug habit by bringing money directly to her house

Received: 8/18/08, 6:47 PM -Oh thanks so much 30s better but 20 will b jus enough* have a blast in town! C u soon! Hopefully I wont look like shit like i did today* be safe*

Note: Wow, really? I got fucking fed up and finally sent the following.

Sent: 8/18/08, 7:34 PMm - Im not giving you any money now please leave me alone

Note: I never knew this before, but when you do something nice for a heroin addict, it is a RULE that you are now their bitch and will do anything and everything for them. I decided against giving her anything because SHE IS A HEROIN ADDICT and I knew her for LESS THAN A WEEK.

Received: 8/18/08, 8:38 PM - and either* u have till tomoro before 9pm to bring it or im comin to ur house after I get off work* ur a fuckin asshole and i hope u have a nice life* i

Received: 8/18/08, 8:39 PM - thought u were cool and my friend but i was wrong* c u tomoro, and u can just leave it with ne of my coworkers its not nessessary to give it directly to m

Received: 8/18/08, 8:39 PM - Okay dude* what it ur problem? U know what i need the chip 4 my phone back and im bringing that piece of shit phone back to u cause it sucks so u can eit

note: Yes, I did in fact give her my old phone when I bought my new one. Yes, I gave her a cell phone. The chip is a 1 GB removable storage device that can insert ito any smart phone to store more data than the hard drive on the actual phone can hold. She gave it to me after she broke her blackberry (which she said was stolen) one of the times she threw the piece of shit against the wall of her apartment.

Received: 8/18/08, 8:40 PM - e, and if thats how u want to do it I will be leaving the phone in ur mailbox* peace out and plz loose my #* and I will find u if u dont give me my thing

Received: 8/18/08, 8:41 PM

And ur the one that said ud drop it off I didnt realize that u didnt mean the 20 bucks, ur a rude piece of shit and u dont deserve the chip i have u and

Received: 8/18/08, 8:42 PM -Thank u in advance 4 giving my things back*

Received: 8/18/08, 8:45 PM - s, i think u know what im capable of so i dont have 2 threaten u* so bring my things to my job and there will be no problems* GOODBYE*

Received: 8/18/08, 8:47 PM - her just bring my shit or ill come to ur house and het it* and loose my #* bring my stuff to star bucks tomoro, and u cant use my artwork for 4 ur stipid b

Note: She drew me a band logo for my band, and then left the book containing it inside my car. Needless to say, the band logo she drew was terrible.

Received: 8/18/08, 8:47 PM - So u bringing my chip and my book tomoro? So i dont have to flip out or what? Or u gona b a bitch and not give me my own stuff?

Note: shes just looking for reasons to be mad because I am denying her a fix.

Received: 8/18/08, 8:47 PM

i need it back to put ringtones back in my phone, u can buy ur own since u want to be a faggot towards me now*

Note: It was around this time that my friends and I were discussing my choice of action in response to the assault of text messages I received from her. Luckily for me, my friend had to be at his house early on this night, and I was able to go home earlier than expected It was also decided that I would continue giving her the ol silent treatment and just sit back and see what happens. I was pretty amazed at how influential you can be by doing absolutely nothing. I should try it more often

Received: 8/18/08, 8:56 PM - Dude ur a fuckin asshole, ur the one that was up in my fuckin ass now ur gong tell ME to leave u alone? Dude every time we kissed I had to hold my breath cau

Received: 8/18/08, 8:57 PM - se ur breath smelled like u had a little man wearing shit covered shoes dancing around in ur mouth* I just want MY stuff which u have absolutely have NO right

Received: 8/18/08, 8:57 PM

r whos now dead bought me that so i want it back, i want both things back like yesterday, so give me my shit ill give u ur phone then ill leave you alone,

Received: 8/18/08, 8:58 PM - but not b4 then* u just pissed of the wrong cunt*

Note: It was around this time that I realized that the silent treatment was the best way for me to handle this; not to mention the funniest way I could handle this!

Received: 8/18/08, 9:00 PM - Yo u better not be ignorant and not answer me*

Received: 8/18/08, 9:00 PM - to keep* that chip cost at least 50 bucks so unless u plan on giving the money 4 it u need to give it back to me along with my fucking book, my fathe

Note: Earlier in the week, I had purchased 2 1 GB storage chips for my phones, and was elated to find out that they cost only 6 dollars each,