This blog is dedicated for all the faggots out there who don't think before they try to insult someone (over the interent...on a blog...on ebaumsworld ROFLOL!) and when they do, it makes someone laugh and say "wow, that was fucking dumb, way to go kid".

Shall we begin?

Tizzle - "go look at the sun u fukn vampire"

Tizzle - "i am always ready to battle blog against someone"

Wonderboy - "Drink Drano"

Tizzle - "did you even bother to do some research shitbag? look at platypus. she looks like a ghost. i swear to god she is really a zombie or some shit. how do you get that pale? did you bleach yourself" 

It was probably around the age of 12 or 13 I can't remember, all I know is that I came home from the last day of school all excited and shit with just a raging boner. Anyway, my parents were gone so I was just chillin on my couch with this raging boner still, so I decided to play with it a bit...

Ooooooooh yaaaaaaa, it felt good.

So I kept messing around with it and just started getting all these fucking great ideas and shit, so I just kept thumping my wood until it felt so good I couldn't handle it anymore.... and then... POP! Itsy bitsy little white stuff came out of my penis and I just stared in amazement. I had finally hit puberty.

The end.

ok what the fuck is that website where people tell a story and you rate it if it's weird or not?

ahhhh fuck me, i keep thinking of the words strange, odd, weird...like they would be in the website. anyway, its just a website where someone tells a story (such as: I masterbate with my mom watching. and then people would say or rate if thats weird or not)

WHAT WEBSITE IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?

holy fucking shit on my ass!!! i had this dream last night that i think i will remember for the rest of my life....

i was at my buddies house and we were just horny as fuck and there was this huge fat chick at his party (350lbs+) just pure fat and nasty. anyway i dont know how i got to this point, but at one point in my dream she was naked...yes naked...and i had an erection. >>>>bad things happen when a fat chick is naked and you have an erection<<<<

so i was trying to put my dick inside of her vagina and i couldnt get it that right, she she used both hands and spread her vagina and i could see into it... like deep into it, so i basically dropped my erection into her vagina and the vagina closed over onto my dick and i began to have some sex with her.... well i pulled out and i realized that i just came all in her vagina and i asked her if she was on birth control, and she said no.

when i fucking woke up i flipped out.

wow when i turned on the news today and saw that a famous basketball player had died i choked on my spit and almost fell out of the chair. michael jordan was the best player ever to play the game of basketball and he will be missed very much... he was such a nice guy on and off the court, and his skills showed for it. i have watched space jam about 12 times now just because michael jordan is in it....

he was a role model for everyone young and old, he taught the game of basketball its good sportsmanship and hard work.

omfg i hate today :(