I'M SO GANGSTA THAT I WAS AT A PARTY AND DECIDED TO TAKE THIS LITTLE SHORTY HOME TO BANG HER. I WAS ALREADY PRETTY DRUNK BUT I FIGURED I COULD  GET US BACK TO MY HOTEL, IF I GOT PULLED OVER NO BIGGIE THE COPS HERE KNEW MY DAD AND BROTHERS SO IT WOULD BE COOL. ON THE WAY TO THE HOTEL I DROVE MY CAR OFF OF A BRIDGE. THE CAR SUNK REAL FAST BUT I'M SO RIPPED I GOT OUT OF THE CAR NO PROBLEM. I DIDN'T STOP TO HELP THE STUPID HO GET OUT. WHY BOTHER I WAS TIREDAND NEEDED SLEEP. I WENT TO MY HOTEL RESTED MY RIPPED BODY TOOK A SHOWER AND SOBERED UP. 6 HOURS LATER I REMEMBERED I AM HUMBLE AS FUCK SO I CALLED THE COPS TO GO GET THAT HO OUT OF THE RIVER. THEY GOT HER OUT AND EVEN MADE SURE MY CAR GOT CRUSHED SO I DIDNT EMBARASS MY  HUMBLE AS FUCK FAMILY. I NEVER GOT CHARGED CAUSE YOU DON'T FUCK WITH SOMEONE AS GANGSTA AS ME. 

YO! I BE TED "HUMBLE AS FUCK" KENNDEY ... AND IT'S FUCKIN HOT DOWN HERE