I just wanted to give you an update on my travels Its been a few days now here I think Im in Egypt or Uzbekistan, not really sure The first thing the FBI Shock Troops did was make me shave my legs and genitals then dressed me in a beautiful womans flowery sundress with 4 inched red heels when they took off my blindfold, ALL the Shock Troopers were wearing similar beautiful and sexy sundresses and heels and they all showed off their hairless legs!!! Ogah!!!

As a daily regiment, Im now getting water-boarded three times a day and battery jumper cable electro shocks to my hairless genitals about three times a day! This might be odd, but the FBI Shock Troops keep singing this song to me it going to the tune of I Want It That Way By the Backstreet Boys - This song makes me cry Makes me crave a mans backside Every time I hear this dumb song played I feel like I'm gay

I watch the telly

While Ralph shaves my belly

People wondering if I'm still straight

Am I going gay

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This song it makes my butt ache

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Homo*love can be a big mistake

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Men's backsides are a dirty place

Could I go the gay way

Jackie bend over

And bark loud like Rover

Would KC be my love slave

If I went the gay way

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I'm singing like a sissy

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Ralph come and smell my butt cheeks

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I'm thinking bout the ballet

Could I go the gay way

Will there be pain that I can not explain

What's coming over me

Yeah sir, Oh yeah

If I start to resist please don't use your fist

Or I might need some surgery

I watch the telly

While Ralph shaves Howard's belly

Homo*homo*homo

With every passing day

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Would I like to see a sphincter

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No smell is more distincter

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I wonder what my wife would say

If I went the gay way

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I need a man's sphincter

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No smell is more distincter

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I wonder what my wife would say

If I went the gay way

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