This blog is so fucking serious, I don't think anybody on ebaumsworld can handle it. It's so serious, it's like Roger Clemens lying about taking HGH or Steriods. Now that I've brought that up, let's talk about that a little bit, shall we? Roger Clemens, in my opinion, is a straight up moron. Nice guy, but an idiot. I met him once, back in the day at Legends Field (now known as George Steinbrenner field) and he was warming up in one of the bullpens and he, my uncle and I had a nice talk about baseball and such. Anyway, fuck that mother fucker. Speaking of fucking, I want to fuck webb1704 and if anyone has a problem with that, they can suck my balls. I also want to marry creepingjennie, hopefully my wanting of sex with webb doesnt effect jennies thoughts towards me. Anyway Peace and Love to you all and have a great week. Drugs, not hugs.

The only girl for me,

The one they call creepingjennie,

My love for her is like a stone,

She's the one I'd like to bone,

And after we were done,

I'd wait to see her face in the morning sun,

See her cherry lips glisten,

About her day, I would listen,

Watch her ban people for spamming,

Then carry her to bed and start slamming,

Alas this will never be,

Why must God play this trick on me?

Jennie if you can hear,

I want to whisper in your ear,

I love you.

Love,

Creepingjennie, the one we all know

The one that I want to call my own,

Her rockin body and piercing eyes

So sweet, candy could cry.

CJ, CJ, CJ

Why must it be this way?

So far apart, yet so close

I see you daily, but it's just a ghost.

Why must God play this evil trick?

Damn, he is such a prick.

Love,

Gizbo1328

 I wake up to my cell phone ringing and it's gabby telling me that we are going skydiving today. I'm a little nervous but agree to do it anyway. I go to pick her up and notice some car has been following me as soon as I left my driveway and they also got on the plane with us to go skydiving. I thought it was just a coincedence and decided to try and have a good time. Gabby is in front of me in the line to jump and I notice something seems weird about her parachute, but before I can say anything she jumps out of the plane. I follow her right away in fear something is going to go wrong. I was right. She tries to pull her parachute out but it wont work, neither will the emergency shoot. As i'm falling I can hear her screaming and make my body like a bullet and shoot down to grab her. I get next to her and clip her harness to mine and pull my chute. Mine opens and we float gently to the ground. As we hit the ground a bullet goes past my head and ricochetes off the ground, I dive on gabby to protect her and get ... Read more ...

She's the only thing thats on my mind,

With her red lips and nice behind,

I try to think of other things

But she keeps bouncing back in like springs,

Why is she the only thing I think about?

Is it because she is more solid than grout?

I cannot figure it out.

I am Gizbo1328 and I am in love.