Well , it has been quite some time since I have been heard from around these parts.  I have gone through some serious writers block and once I had things to write about I was far to busy with work to find time to sit down and just write. Even as I am writing this I am being forced to pause often due to my working while I am writing.

I dont really know where to start. I guess I will start with the good.  I have a great job. I am a desk side support technician for IBM at Vistakon. This was possibly one of the best places to start into this career and I love it. I help support over 3000 users and I am gaining tons of real experience in the IT field.  Recently I was forced to move.  Some of you remember some of my past blogs I wrote about my renting from my father and his not taking care of anything in the house. Well the day came when it was just unsafe to live there because he refused to fix anything, my wife ended up in the hospital due to black mold exposure and we were out the next day.  The good o ... Read more ...

The true story of the origin of Snorkpants told from her sword brother, Godliberator.

Gather round and hear told the tale spun by the ancients about a place of legend, and the war that nearly caused it to be lost forever.

I was but a young man when we set out on our journey. We sailed off into the great green and we did not look back. Our voyage would take us far beyond what any ship captain had sailed before. To the edge of the earth we vowed.

 We sailed through frozen seas and weathered ferocious storms. We saw things unimaginable to the mind. We sailed the sea for well over a nautical year.We one day sailed into a dense fog. The fog seemed to go on for what felt like ages. When we emerged we were greeted with a sight that to this day will remain ingrained in my head. We had discovered the lost Atlantic Empire. A gigantic dome covered the great utopia. Gigantic vents were letting out huge billows of gas and steam thus attributing to the dense fog. We sailed closer and were intercepte ... Read more ...

Back by ever popular demand from a single entity folks!!!! Step right up ladies and gents and hear tales of what once was on this momentous day.  Hear tales of the painter wo looses part of himself to an epic argument.   Hear of tales about justice served to Tojo, thats right folks Tojo himself!  Find out here folks the answer to who was the first person to puke in outer space!  Hear a tale of the day the earth shook in nicaragua....and how nobody cared. MURDER IN THE CIA!!!  Thats right friends, Murder in the CIA!....also suicide on the playground.  Christian slater is a dumbass and cultists are killed. A mayor in scandal....

This and more on....

TODAY IN HISTORY!!!

Dec 23 1888

After an argument with fellow painter Paul Gauguin, Vincent van Gogh takes a razor and removes a portion of his left ear. Their quarrel regarded the prostitutes in Arles who seemed to prefe ... Read more ...

Just a note before you read,  I am in an exceptionaly bad mood this morning and this is mainly a vent/rant/release. Do not feel you need to read this as it will more than likely be quite long. But you will probably learn quite a bit about the person behind the sea serpent.

well I am adopted,  I have known this fact my entire life and it is clearly noticed if you hang around my family much.  My brother is also adopted and holds no blood relation to myself or my parents.  

When growing up, you dont notice a whole lot about the flaws your family has.  Hell, you have lived with them for so long you just get used to it.  I moved out when I was 18 and moved in with my now wife.  After working minimum wage hard labor jobs, I decided it was time to get my shit strait and go to school.  So I went to school.....and it broke me....and part time work and fulltime schooling wouldnt allow for myself and my wife to get a place of our own and so I requested to move back in with my family with her and just li ... Read more ...

This one is going to be quite long so just bear with me here guys. I was challenged by the ever eloquent squaa to write a blog of excellence. He has spun many a tale and dazzled us with his expert word smithing. Squaa I am answering your challenge and I can only hope to have you satisfied by the tales I am about to spin. Getting on with the story, I had a great weekend. I spent the past two days out of state in Georgia and South Carolina. One of my best friends growing up graduated from Marine Corps boot camp this weekend. I could not miss this and so myself and my wife made the trip to Paris Island to see him get his eagle globe and anchor and earn his title. This was the first time in the six years we have been together that my wife and I were going out of state. Needless to say the week prior was full of bull crap that made leaving and having fun all the more sweet. I have given you all numerous rants about my job and let me tell you, this week has given me a few to unleash down the road. It was mainl ... Read more ...