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Monday, December 21st, 2009, 03:09pm EST

Today I was in my neighbroohood, going down to the activity field..and I saw a man following an old asian woman and her littleasian grand daughter I think it was.He followed them for 4 houses before making hismove, I only saw all of this because theywere all infront of me walking down kinda in front of me at the time I was walking down it.Anyways, the man kept getting closer andcloser to them until finally he hit thewoman with a crowbar and grabbed the girl.I was like wtf and ran up to him as fast as I couldand then i saw a cab and when it came nearthe license plate said fresh and it had dicein the mirror.If anything I can say thatthis cab was rare, but I thought "nah,forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air!"I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8and I yelled to the cabbie "yoholmes, smell ya later!" I lookedat my kingdom, I was finally there, tosettle my throne as the prince ofBel-Air.

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Wednesday, March 4th, 2009, 03:06pm EST

Today I was in my neighbroohood, going down to the activity field..and I saw a man following an old asian woman and her littleasian grand daughter I think it was.He followed them for 4 houses before making hismove, I only saw all of this because theywere all infront of me walking down kinda in front of me at the time I was walking down it.Anyways, the man kept getting closer andcloser to them until finally he hit thewoman with a crowbar and grabbed the girl.I was like wtf and ran up to him as fast as I couldand then i saw a cab and when it came nearthe license plate said fresh and it had dicein the mirror.If anything I can say thatthis cab was rare, but I thought "nah,forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air!"I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8and I yelled to the cabbie "yoholmes, smell ya later!" I lookedat my kingdom, I was finally there, tosettle my throne as the prince ofBel-Air.

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Monday, February 2nd, 2009, 09:17pm EST

doesn't anyone else find it strange how zvue would fire the staff and then close the site?

theres no reasoning about it, why wouldn't they just advertise or something obviously there not going to shut down the site or all they did is piss off alot of people and close a site for no reason. this site will always be here it's just a matter of what it'll become.

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Monday, February 2nd, 2009, 09:08pm EST

Hi I work for zvue and i'm the new president of ebaums world, i will continue to update the site with new features and pretty soon you won't even be able to tell the difference.

                                                                                           -ebaums new president

                               

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Saturday, January 31st, 2009, 03:10pm EST

for thoes interested this is why ebaumsworld is shutting down

http://zacjohnson.com/ebaumsworldcom-acquired-for-175-million/

a while ago eric baume sold the site for 17.5 million to zvue intertainment, unfortunatly zvue sucks ass and is re-running the site in hopes of boosting their sales. all the origional staff got fired and no longer have any rights to the site, the site will still be here but it'll most likley be a catalog to buy their crappy merchandise.

if you have any questions please contact me on my profile page.

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