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Monday, November 23rd, 2009, 10:22pm EST

Ok, I know some of you guys are probably like "Uhhh, Poopy... who the fuck is Quanell X?" Well, let me spell out the whole situation for you first.

You guys should all go to youtube and search for "Quanell X Joe Horn" and youll get a bunch of videos that you guys can watch at your leisure... maybe then youll all be able to make your own judgments about this asshole. In fact, I urge you all to watch some of those videos, and then comment on here what you think about what Im about to say. 

  So here's the deal... this is a true story, obviously.  A couple years ago, a guy named Joe Horn was at his house, when he saw 2 black guys breaking in to his neighbor's house.  Joe Horn (who happened to be white), called 911 and asked them to send out the police.  While he was on the phone with the 911 operator, he told them he had his gun and that he was going to shoot the 2 black robbers.  Despite the fact that the 911 operator told him not to, Joe Horn ended up shooting, and killing, both of these black ... Read more ...

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Friday, November 20th, 2009, 05:27pm EST

So... did you guys see wallboy molesting that poor little boy?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And while he was trying to sing a song as well...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wallboy, leave the kid alone, and go back to the fire hydrants you used to stick up your ass...

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Friday, November 6th, 2009, 01:01am EST

Since Im unable to make any comments for the next month and a half... I figured I'd stick it to the mods by just responding when necessary by making a new blog  *shrug*

 

Anyways, Im sure youre all thinking right now "Hey, this is poopy making a response to big bad... I bet hes gonna tell a child-death joke."

 

Well, despite my antics around here, Im gonna have to agree with Big Bad on this one.  Those kinds of jokes really are kinda disgusting to hear.  Althought no one in my family has actually died at a particularly young age, Ive known friends that have, and seen the effect it has on their families.  Its heartbreaking--I wouldnt wish it on anyone.... not even wallboy.

 

Big Bad--I'm saying this sincerely:  Youre a nice guy... and a good person.  And it sucks that bad things have to happen to good people :(

 

Sorry for your loss, man

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Thursday, November 5th, 2009, 01:10am EST

Well, my shit got all fucked up, and it happened again.

 

Thats right, Ive been banned from making comments on ebaumsworld again... this time for "comment spamming."  Apparently, Im banned until 12/22/09.... /sigh

 

You know what sucks most?  This isnt even my fault.  I was watching one of the features, and I tried to post one of my usual "poop" comments.  Now, my intention was just to post it once... not spam it  (after all, I --DO-- like to say poop, y'know).

 

So anyways, I tried to post my comment, and nothing happened.  It didnt give me the "Your comment was posted successfully" message.  I thought maybe I missed the button, and didnt click it or something, so I tried again... nothing.  and again... nothing.  Out of frustration, I hit the damn button quite a few times, wondering why it wasnt working.  Then suddenly, I get the message "you must wait 30 seconds before posting another comment."  Around that time was when I realized what was going on... my compute ... Read more ...

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Wednesday, November 4th, 2009, 03:33am EST

Hekko everyone.  I just thought I'd take the opportunity to share, with you all, some of the private messages Ive received in my inbox here on ebaumsworm over the past 6 months or so.  The purpose of this blog is to show you guys just the tip of the iceberg of what I have to deal with on pretty much a daily basis here at ebaumsworm.  Also, it has its own entertainment value as well, so... meh: 

 

So here it goes:

 

 

Message Set #1:  nietzche

I dunno what the hell is wrong with this guy.  He sends me random messages at random times.  Actually, I think I just figured it out.  Notice how each message is sent pretty much at the same PERIOD in each month?  Yeah, that right... I capitalized "Period" for a reason.  Now I think I realize why nietzsche wiggs out on me on a monthly basis.  Nietsche, Im looking forward to your angry private message on November 25th :)

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