So you feel a sneeze coming on. No need to panic. Remain calm. If you follow these steps, everything should be fine. Step 1 - The longer you can delay the sneeze, the better it will feel. It's like jerking off almost to the point of orgasming, but then stopping before starting up again. Delaying a sneeze is like a super-orgasm for the nose. Some people prefer to say "a... a.... aaa.... aaaaaaa" before they actually "choooo!!!" This is not necessary. Another advantage to delaying the sneeze is that it allows you to get more time to grab some tissues. Step 2 - If you have a box of tissues nearby, grab two of them and blow directly into the center of them. Always use two because often times, one tissue will simply break and your sputum will fly all over your hands. If you're alone then it's not so bad. You can always rub your hands together to get some friction going, which will dry out the boogers and make them roll up into long, thin brown pieces, which you can then clump together and play with for a min ... Read more ...

Being in college is a great experience. Its the time where you finally break away from the restrictions of youre home life. No more nagging from your Mom or stupid chores from your Dad. You are a free man.

I started college the fall semester of 2007. I chose to live on campus because the college I attended was about 80 miles away. My parents were not too happy about me leaving, but I was excited to move out.

The fall semester came and the days quickly passed by. After attending my classes for the day, I would go back to my dorm and finish up my work. Im not a geek. The only reason I did my work so early was because every night my roommate and I would go out and party.

Who would have known how easily you build up an alcohol tolerance in college. Its extremely easy. By my third month at school, I could over drink anyone who challenged me.

Finals week soon came and we all buckled down to get some studying done. After the tests for the da ... Read more ...

I have always been in love with my next door neighbor. For the longest time I have had a secret crush on her. Every year once the warm weather starts to show, we have a neighborhood barbeque. The most recent barbeque was about a week ago. Well, everyone in the neighborhood showed up at my neighbors house, the one I have the crush on. The whole party started off well and then soon died off towards 10 o'clock.

Here is a little background on my neighbor and me. Shes 41 years old, divorced, and really hot. I'm 23, single, and horny.

So anyway, the party started to die off and everyone started to leave. Once everyone left it was about 11 o'clock and it was just me and my neighbor sitting at her table chatting about various subjects. After a couple drinks, we started talking about the subject of drugs.

She explained to me how back in the day she used to do lots of drugs. She even mentioned that drugs are what lead to her divorce from her husband. We chatte ... Read more ...

If it only happened one time I wouldn't mind but it has happened a second time. I have uploaded some videos that have been featured on the main page, BUT those are not my uploads that were featured. The thing is that i have uploaded them days before those people that had theirs featured. Here are the two videos:

The miley cyrus photoshoot video:

Featured one (uploaded 3 days ago): http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/373564/

Mine (uploaded 4 days ago): http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/372925/

The Will Jones Cardio workout:

Featured one (uploaded 2 days ago): http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/378038/

Mine (uploaded 6 days ago): http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/366086/

I even commented first on the other kids video saying that "haha, ya i uploaded this too, still dont know why it hasnt been featured i think its hilarious"

I was at the store today (March 3, 2008) shopping for food to eat for lunch. As i entered down the bread and paper products aisle there were three kids aged around 10-13. They were playing catch with the toilet papers, and it was obvious that they were not intending to buy them. There were unrolled toilet papers all over the place. Since this occured at night, none of the staff noticed or just did not care.

So, I took matters into my own hands. I went up to those kids, knocked them straight down on their asses, clotheslining one of them. I think one of the kids were hurt since he was bleeding all over the place, but he kept screaming so I just thought he was being a little bitch.

After that I started taking out items from my cart and throwing it at their faces. I started with the soaps, then i moved on to the frozen 21lb turkey I was buying for the family. Right to the face! I'm pretty sure I gave one of those kids a concussion, but hey, if you want to mess around in the store you need to kno ... Read more ...