I was driving along like my usual bad ass self listening to the funniest morning show going (The Dean Blundell Show) and I was forced to slam on my brakes pull over and cry!!

That BASTARD JOHN STAMOS has done it again!!  He has ruined another promising young actors career.  One of the best young Hollywood up-an-comers (in my opinion) JAMES FRANCO has apparently just signed on to take JOHN STAMOS role as uncle Jessie in the movie adaptation of FULL HOUSE.  Hearing this news made me shed a single tear, but I held back as i filled with rage at John Stamos and had the uncontrollable urge to kick him square in the nuts.

James Franco has already proved himself in Hollywood as a very promising actor with great range and the ability to take any role and make it fantastic, for proof watch PINEAPPLE EXPRESS.  This movie would have at best been a good rental instead of the box office smash it became in part by his fantastic role.  He followed this with a questionable role in MILK, he played a gay.  I ha ... Read more ...

This is a tale of woe and intrigue, spun by an amature yarn spinner in hopes of cracking a smile on an otherwise uneventful Monday!!

To set the scene picture a mid size family home on the outskirts of a sleepy bedroom community of hard drinking pot smoking, friendly as fuck CANADIANS!!

This is my house, where I live with my wife, son and loyal dog.  We have a little slice of heaven with motorized fun, nature and my personal favorite our hot tub.  Powered by decommissioned fighter jet engines.  I swear this thing would tear flesh from bone if turned on high!! It is a good thing we are a family of skeletons!!

It all started on a bloody fantastic sunny afternoon.  I was out trekking on my quad and my buddy on his dirty bike.  We were hitting the trails all aft, getting dirty, breaking shit and all around having a great day.  About dinner time we stop in a clearing and fire up the travel-Q and cook up some dogs and burgs, burn a couple spliffs form end to end and drink a couple of wobbly p ... Read more ...

I grew up and still live in a relatively small town, the kind of place where as a child you go out in the morning and come home when the street light come on and everybody thought that was normal.  It did not matter where you went or what you did as long as you were home shortly after the street lights come on.  

In my town there was not all that much to do so like most people I started drinking and smoking pot real young, 12 actually.  The drinking was natural for most of the kids in my town and the pot well everybody here smokes pot.  There is literally so much pot that half of the closed factories end up being pot farms!   

Growing up I worked in the biggest bar in my town, I worked there every summer doing cleaning, repairing, bar backing and running the grill during street festivals in the summer.  From his connections and the people I met I got to be in pretty tight with the local bikers.  I never wanted to be a biker, in fact the thought of the lifestyle kinda scared me.  I was all to ... Read more ...

As many of you know I am a new father, I couldn't be happier about it and of course I am making all the rookie mistakes and my son is spoiled beyond even my wildest dreams. My wife only makes the problem worse, she never thinks about money just sees something and buys it then I have to deal with it when the credit card bills come in.

Last Saturday started as many do, woke standing at attention!! Now this particular morning I must have had a really good sleep as I was particularly attentive, really to the point of being uncomfortable. Most mornings I don't really care about a little how ya doing in the morning but today I was thinking well this one could be good. I rolled over and lazily started trying to wake and arouse my wife. She rolled over and shot daggers right through my eyes, had I know the ICE QUEEN had come to our bedroom in the night and embodied my wife I never would have woken her but now I had to deal with it. I tired my usual fun banter and quirky, goofy antics trying to turn the morn ... Read more ...

I must admit, the title of this is a little misleading.  It was more of a request then anything else.  I promised to maintain the integrity of the individual I am talking about.  Regs should be able to read between the lines.

I was bored yesterday, the kind of bored where I am sitting in my office and thinking about counting the spots on the ceiling tiles.  Instead I start to get up to my favorite past time, ogling beauties.  This quickly got old, it would seem that chicks on the INTERNET are all the same - fake tits and smashed snatches.  Don't get me wrong I love that shit but for some reason that was just not working for me.  Like a tonne of bricks I was hit with an epiphany, I should msg my good friend and only real women I have ever talked to from the INTERNET Beww1704. 

So I send her a msg, "Miss ya baby, whats goin on?" and to my surprise I get a response almost right away, kind of like she was waiting for my msg (at least that what I want to believe).  "Just lounging in a hot salty ba ... Read more ...