(throat clear noises)

DEAR APRIL:

You were notified today that your position is being eliminated due to budget considerations. This letter will detail the terms and conditions of your separation from the Asbury Park Press. Your last day worked is August 19, 2008. You will recieve one week of salary for every year of service you have completed. You are eligible for 2 weeks of salary continuation.

basically FUCK OFF PREGNANT BITCH WE AINT PAYING YOU FOR MATERNITY LEAVE. GOOD LUCK TRYING TO FIND A JOB 5 MONTHS PREGNANT. oh now you can go stand in line at the unemployment office for 3 hours just so you can get to the front desk and they tell you to call from your home phone. PEACE

yup...

So incase you people don't know yet-- I am now 4 months pregnant! I am pretty much doing it alone too. Long story short-- the baby daddy (we'll refer to him as S.T.E.V.E-THE-A.S.S and I were engaged until I found out I was preggo-- he flipped BUT he did say he was going to be a father no matter what happened with us) We are still living together--currently-- and the pregnancy has got me really REALLY craving cock. I guess it's too emotional for him because this morning he said we no longer can have sex it's amazing for him but it's just 'too much to bare'. BUMMER now what? I guess I am going to have to rape his lame ass...

On the lighter note...we have the ultrasound today! I am very excited to finally get to see what my baby looks like. I can't wait

Cravings this week are;

WHITE CASTLE CHEESEBURGERS

&

PICKLES WITH SALT AND VINEGAR CHIPS

mmm

Things that make me sick this week are;

S.T.E.V.E-THE-A.S.S

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wow... who ever knew you could poo a rainbow? Must be the horse vitamins...

i choked on one of those big ass vitamins that Al Bundy prescribed... "I do WHAT with these?"---"You just have to swallow them"-Bundy replied.

Surprise Surprise, yup! Home alone and i started to choke. I couldnt get it down-- I started to freak out and knocked  everything off my kitchen counter breaking our salt and pepper corona shakers and spilling my morning o.j-- yet I still couldn't think fast enough what the hell to do! So I ran outside and hurled myself over the front porch balcony. Up came the pill and up came breakfast. Just As 10 chinese people walked by on their way to the beach --I couldn't help but to laugh at what they must of thought when they passed covering their childrens eyes. oh yeah I also was still fully decked out in my donut pajamas...hmmm

Hormones are raging I keep accidentally raping my boyfriend...oops

oh yeah Due Date JANUARY 27TH!

10 weeks into pregnancy ...

First Gina-doctors appointment...of course only MY doctor could pass for Al Bundy, nice guy though couldn’t help thinking about Peg and bud  when he was feeling my vag...

I’ve gone commando

i no longer fit into any of my underwear (bra or panties) nor do i want to wear them

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