This pick of the week shows you everything you should NOT do or say to a Police Officer. Lets start with the basics, DO NOT call the officer a fag.  Then going on to refer to the officer as a dumbass or loser will certainly not help your case.  I know this may come as a surprise to you but they don't respond well to this sort of talk. When the officer proceeds to try and hand cuff you it's also not good to announce, "you better try harder, bitch". Any guess why? EXACTLY! They WILL try harder. I'll leave the extra little gems of what not to do for you to see for yourself, brought to you by Gamestop's douchbag of the day. http://ebaum.it/cU2jP4

I'm basically giving you a double feature this week, lucky bastards. You can have two complete different experiences depending on one factor, sound on or off. With the sound off it's just a WTF moment leaving you with the question, "Did someone put the wrong title to this video?" My suggestion is to watch it with the sound ON!  According to this tourist the "Unicorn is not sooo extinct. Don't take his word for it, you tell me. http://ebaum.it/cjC3TB and afterwards please let me know if there would be a better experience somewhere over the rainbow. 

Ever since the first filthy Irishman stumbled drunkenly down the gangplank of the HMS Filth-Deporter and was immediately hired by the NYPD, taking that job away from a Real American, our nation has wondered how to deal with the tide of illegal immigrants flowing into this country. Making it illegal to come here, making it extra illegal, hating them, discriminating against them, beating them up, and building large wall-type structures along the border nothing works! Its almost as if things here are better for them than they are in whatever terrible country they come from. But now, at last, Americas decade-long attempt to keep out foreigners by making our country just as shitty as theirs has worked! Sure, you might not be able to get a manufacturing job, or indeed a job of any sort, but they cant either! VICTORY!

Massive unemployment is a small price to pay for not having to hear Spanish spoken anywhere:

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