These are real emergency calls, you are right to despair!
Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
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Oasis's Noel and Liam Gallagher always seem to have a strong opinion and never mind voicing it, heres some examples of them slagging people off-
''We're not arrogant, we just believe we're the best band in the world." - Noel
"I'd freak him out by looking at him, stare him out, but I don't know. I'd probably bum him." - Liam talking about John Lennon
Dani Behr: "Do you still have physical fights?"
Noel: "No. The last time was in March or May and we haven't done since because..."
Dani Behr: "Who won?"
Noel: "I did. He claims its because he was drunk, but I claimed I had won because I had a cricket bat in my hand." - Noel on Secret of Winning
"Our Kid put it on! Its a f***ing tune! And I dont f***ing whinge. Who asked that? Tell Ben hell be whingeing when I take my foot off his head." - Liam on Songbird in Stop the Clocks
"If I lived in America, I would have blown his head off by now and completely regretted it. Since I live in Engl ... Read more ...
Did anybody watch the chelsea v United final tonight?
If so what was your verdict on the game?
Did you think that it was a good/bad end to the game?
Any personal opinions on certain players?
I personally am glad that united won, and i think that penalties was a good way to end the match.
I think Drogba is a complete tosser and was so glad when he got sent off, Malouda is another one i don't like. I thought Tevez played a good game and i was glad when Anelka missed his last penalty.
Well played United you fuckin' beauties!!
This just shows how much or how little other countries are paying for their gas as our prices continue to rise-
Netherlands Amsterdam $6.48 Norway Oslo $6.27 Italy Milan $5.96 Denmark Copenhagen $5.93 Belgium Brussels $5.91 Sweden Stockholm $5.80 United Kingdom London $5.79 Germany Frankfurt $5.57 France Paris $5.54 Portugal Lisbon $5.35 Hungary Budapest $4.94 Luxembourg $4.82 Croatia Zagreb $4.81 Ireland Dublin $4.78 Switzerland Geneva $4.74 Spain Madrid $4.55 Japan Tokyo $4.24 Czech Republic Prague $4.19 Romania Bucharest $4.09 Andorra $4.08 Estonia Tallinn $3.62 Bulgaria Sofia $3.52 Brazil Brasilia $3.12 Cuba Havana $3.03 Taiwan Taipei $2.84 Lebanon Beirut $2.63 South Africa Johannesburg $2.62 Nicaragua Managua $2.61 Panama Panama City $2.19 Russia Moscow $2.10 Puerto Rico San Juan $1.74 Saudi Arabia Riyadh $0.91 Kuwait Kuwait City $0.78 Egypt Cairo $0.65 Nigeria Lagos $0.38 Venezuela Caracas $0.12