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Monday, June 2nd, 2008, 03:08pm EDT

These are real emergency calls, you are right to despair!

Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

 

Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
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Friday, May 30th, 2008, 02:12pm EDT

Oasis's Noel and Liam Gallagher always seem to have a strong opinion and never mind voicing it, heres some examples of them slagging people off-

 

''We're not arrogant, we just believe we're the best band in the world." - Noel

"I'd freak him out by looking at him, stare him out, but I don't know. I'd probably bum him." - Liam talking about John Lennon

Dani Behr: "Do you still have physical fights?"
Noel: "No. The last time was in March or May and we haven't done since because..."
Dani Behr: "Who won?"
Noel: "I did. He claims its because he was drunk, but I claimed I had won because I had a cricket bat in my hand." - Noel on Secret of Winning

"Our Kid put it on! Its a f***ing tune! And I dont f***ing whinge. Who asked that? Tell Ben hell be whingeing when I take my foot off his head." - Liam on Songbird in Stop the Clocks

"If I lived in America, I would have blown his head off by now and completely regretted it. Since I live in Engl ... Read more ...

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Wednesday, May 21st, 2008, 05:47pm EDT

Did anybody watch the chelsea v United final tonight?

If so what was your verdict on the game?

Did you think that it was a good/bad end to the game?

Any personal opinions on certain players?

 

I personally am glad that united won, and i think that penalties was a good way to end the match.

I think Drogba is a complete tosser and was so glad when he got sent off, Malouda is another one i don't like. I thought Tevez played a good game and i was glad when Anelka missed his last penalty.

Well played United you fuckin' beauties!!

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Monday, May 19th, 2008, 12:16pm EDT

This just shows how much or how little other countries are paying for their gas as our prices continue to rise-

Netherlands Amsterdam $6.48 Norway Oslo $6.27 Italy Milan $5.96 Denmark Copenhagen $5.93 Belgium Brussels $5.91 Sweden Stockholm $5.80 United Kingdom London $5.79 Germany Frankfurt $5.57 France Paris $5.54 Portugal Lisbon $5.35 Hungary Budapest $4.94 Luxembourg   $4.82 Croatia Zagreb $4.81 Ireland Dublin $4.78 Switzerland Geneva $4.74 Spain Madrid $4.55 Japan Tokyo $4.24 Czech Republic Prague $4.19 Romania Bucharest $4.09 Andorra   $4.08 Estonia Tallinn $3.62 Bulgaria Sofia $3.52 Brazil Brasilia $3.12 Cuba Havana $3.03 Taiwan Taipei $2.84 Lebanon Beirut $2.63 South Africa Johannesburg $2.62 Nicaragua Managua $2.61 Panama Panama City $2.19 Russia Moscow $2.10 Puerto Rico San Juan $1.74 Saudi Arabia Riyadh $0.91 Kuwait Kuwait City $0.78 Egypt Cairo $0.65 Nigeria Lagos $0.38 Venezuela Caracas $0.12
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