Yes, I know that there are a lot of theories about Wallboy. Here is one that I think is spot on. Of course I may be a little biased here. But, I theorize that Wallboy is Obama. Yes, that's right. Wallboy is Obama.
Just look at the facts here:
· Only Wallboy defends Obama all the time. If a whole group of people were slandering you, you would get defensive too.
· If you have an alternate identity, you can claim that one is humble as fuck while the other is pompous and arrogant.
· Both are extreme Democrats.
· Both are liberals.
· Both hate FoxNews.
· Both hate Republicans.
· Both hate Rush.
· Both waste time while they should be working.
· Both hate Bush.
· Both claim that they've done more for the country than anyone else.
· Both claim to come from modest beginnings.
· Both do not listen to the people around them.
A few other points:
Neither Wallboy or Obama is willing to admit to deficit spending. Both blame Republicans for the troubled economy. Neither can list any reasons as to why Obama deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. Neither has been seen in the same place at the same time.Now for a point that is a bit out there, but look at the letters in their names: W-A-L-L-B-O-Y and B-A-R-A-C-K O-B-A-M-A. Now, start by taking the M and flip it upsidedown (M -> W). Take the A at the end of the president's name and put it next to the W (WA). Now take the K and B and shave them down a bit to get two lowercase Ls (WAll). Move the B and O down from the presidnet's last name to his alternate identity's screen name (WAllBO). Now spell the presidnet's middle name with a Y instead of an I, bring the Y down (WAllBOY), make it all lowercase (wallboy), and ignore the rest of the letters as if they were facts.
I know that the name thing may be a bit outlandish, but it's as good of a theory as any. If you add that to all of the points that I've listed above, there is a fair ammount of proof that they are the same person. Feel free to add more points that you can come up with.