When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

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This is when I completely lost hope in humanity. Now Im no tree hugging hippy or anything, but I do think we should do things to stop this disaster that is unfolding in front of our eyes.

So one day I get assigned to do a project for class on how we could help change the world. My idea was to have everyone do their part (like recycling) to help stop global warming. So I have to go up now and do my presentation and its going rather well. At the end of the presentation the other students had to ask questions or put in their 3 cents in the subject.

Thats when one of my classmates just blurs out "WHO CARES ABOUT THE EARTH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE ANYWAY". I didnt take him seriously at all but when other people started agreeing with him that is when I completely lost it.

I was standing in front of the class and I was looking at them with a shocked expression. I just slapped my forehead shook my head and just walked out of class. This is when I figured out that we're FUCKED. Also I learned global ... Read more ...