It's been a long time since I been on this site. I've been too busy being pregnant and kind of lost interest. But on Thursday, I finally exploded and popped out a baby (well, he was cut out because they had to do an emergency C-section, but you get the point). I thought I'd dread it but so far, so good.

He was born with an extra finger on each hand and an extra toe on each foot. No joke. The extra fingers are pretty weird. They have no bone in them and round (one looks like a grape) but there's a little fingernail on each one. They're just hanging there. One of them turned purple today, so when I took him to the doctors they tied a string on them so they'd fall off. Seriously, there's going to be fingers laying around. I'm a little creeped out by that.

The toes have bones in them and they look almost normal (meaning how they are positioned and what not) but they still need to be removed. They can't do it now because they would have to surgically remove them (obviously) and knock him out ... Read more ...

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So apparently getting knocked up makes you fat. I've never been fat in my life yet, so this is really starting to suck.

I was watching Maury one day, and remembered how much I loved it. Not just the fact that all the black people are cheaters, but the audience. Such as this guy:

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1687146537744

I'm seriously on a mission to figure out who this guy is. No one should look that disgusted.

I know the EBW user video was a big hit, but I thought I'd try something a little different. I'd like to make a gallery of user pets. I don't like showing my face on this site as if it's Myspace/Facebook personally (but if you are on mine, you can see what I look like so I think that's good enough).

I was sitting here missing my cat...and I came up with the idea (I know, I'm a wuss...but can only have caged animals so my fiance and I got ourselves a couple rats).

Whoever's interested, e-mail me at esimeneta@yahoo.com, with the subject as your user name. Also include the pets' name somewhere in the message too.

Does ANYONE remember those stuffed animal cats they used to have for kids a long time ago with the ball inside the cat's head and when you moved it around it sounded like it was purring??

I was going to make my own personal gallery of old shit that I remembered as a kid (yeah, I'm so copying the "A Trip Down Memory Lane" gallery, only as my own). And this shit is bothering me.

Also, there was those bodysuits...the ones that were like a bathing suit that snapped at the crotch and you wore pants with them.

And those nasty leggings that had the strap that goes under the feet.

Anyone remember any of those names? I refuse to go to sleep til I know (and don't fuck with me either...I need my sleep)

I don't know who this retard is, but he uploaded this picture of my brother's eyelid with my name tattooed to it (no, it's not real, we're just lame and it was my birthday so my mom bought me "Emily" tattoos to be stupid. And yes, that's my name).

I typed in "killerisme" in search for shits and giggles and he had this uploaded...5 fucking times. I can't even think of how he got the picture in the first place.

Any mods that MAY be reading this be able to delete them? Or even delete his profile for just being a faggot?

I believe this is him: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/857473/