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Wednesday, September 24th, 2008, 05:13pm EDT

Alabama - Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.

 Alaska - While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

Arizona - You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

Arkansas - Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

California - No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

Colorado - It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

Connecticut - In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

Delaware - Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment

Florida - It is considered an offense to shower naked.

Georgia - No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

Hawaii - All re ... Read more ...

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Saturday, September 13th, 2008, 10:22am EDT

Here's the Beverage list with recipes...It's is New Orleans policy to follow
all instructions and report to the nearest liquor store in the event of a hurricane! :)

MANDATORY EVACUATION
1 1/2 oz. Absolute Ruby Red vodka
1/2 oz.vermouth
Clamato
Prune juice
Combine vodka and vermouth in cocktail glass. Fill remainder of glass with equal parts clamato and prune juice. Stir. Drink. Ask next-door neighbor whose fichus tree blew over and crashed onto your roof - even though you'd warned him for months to uproot it - if you can use his bathroom. Repeat.  

CATEGORY 5
1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. tequila
1/2 oz.  rum
1/2 oz. bourbon
1/2 oz. gin
Sweet-and-sour mix
Splash of fruit juice
Combine vodka, tequila, rum, bourbon and gin in a tall glass. Fill remainder of glass with sw eet-and-sour mix and splash of juice. Stir, then garnish with an inverted drink umbrella. Drink during peak sto ... Read more ...

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Thursday, July 17th, 2008, 05:08pm EDT
It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'!   For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named

after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot

coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's

in
New Mexico where she purchased the coffee. You

remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it

between her knees while she was driving. Who would

ever think one could get burned doing that, right?

That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish

lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S . You know, the kinds

of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your

head scratcher handy.


Here are the Stella's for the past year:

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Tuesday, July 1st, 2008, 08:48pm EDT

This is important information that the general public is not informed about. Please read. It can change your perspective on a lot of things.

Bill Phillips spent nearly 50 years in the US oil and gas industry; most of his career was with the Phillips Petroleum Company.  Bill is a descendant of Frank Phillips.  Frank Phillips, along with his brother Lee Eldas (L.E.) Phillips, Sr., founded the original Phillips Petroleum Company in 1917 in Bartlesville, OK.   Do you remember Phillips 66 gas stations?  Phillips Petroleum Company merged with Conoco, Inc. in 2002 to form the current ConocoPhillips oil company. 

 

So, when Bill talks about oil and gas issues, I tend to listen - very closely. I think that you will find Bill's thoughts and facts very revealing, very compelling and very difficult to argue with.

 

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Thursday, June 12th, 2008, 01:42am EDT


An Ohio State University mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on
the table. Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his instructor, he began to
examine the body. When he rolled it over, he was shocked to see a cork in the man's butt. Mystified, he
pulled it out and immediately heard the University of Michigan fight song come out of the guy's butt.

Shaken by what had happened, he quickly shoved the cork back into it's original resting place. He then
ran to get his instructor, nervously shouting, "Sir, you must come, you won't believe what I discovered!!"

Annoyed by the interruption, the professor said, "Let's take a look at this astounding discovery."

When they entered the morgue, the teacher was also surprised to see the cork, so he approached the table
and promptly removed the cork.

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