Here are a few excerpts of funny letters to landlords.

The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfires and burnt my knob off.

This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.

The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?

I am writin ... Read more ...

Who do you think will make the best president out of the potential candidates? Why does he/she have your support? Why are you against the other candidate?  Any and all comments are welcome. I am doing this to hear the different reasons from other people so I can hopefully make an educated decision when it comes time to vote. As of right now I leaning towards McCain.

I like to wake up each morning felling a new man. -
-- Jean Harlow

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by
-- Douglas Adams

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up
-- Barbara Bush

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
-- Groucho Marx

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
-- Rudyard Kipling

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that ... Read more ...

Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking or a big lunch, the outcome is the same: Farts.

Seventy percent of the time, we can dispense freely. The other 30% of the time, such as at work, we have some tough decisions to make. This document is intended to help you in those decisions.

Holders - The obvious choice is just plain holding it in. A popular choice among the females and an almost impossible choice for males. I am not in favor of holding, as I believe the medical community has not done enough research about the long-term damage of holding. Really, where does it go if you hold it in? So be forewarned, using this tactic is to be done at your own risk.

Desk Jockey - When deciding to release right at your desk, one has many factors to consider:

- Do you have your own office? Feel free to fart at will risk free. After commencing, I highly recommend locking the door and feigning you are not in the office to avoid any unwanted visitors. I also highly r ... Read more ...