Sunday, December 4th, 2011, 10:28pm EST
So I have been having some back spasms for the last couple of months. I went to bullshit physical therapy and it didn't really do anything. It didn't help in any way. They just gave me a massage 3 times a week but without the happy ending it was just some chick doing a bad job and no reward at the end. But the doctor told me to take some muscle relaxers before bed every night, because it is cold these days and I always wake up and my back is really tight and it takes a while to be able to move. So Friday roles around and I had a long day at work so I called it a night pretty early. I took my pill around 8:30 and put in a movie. A little while later my friend calls me and asks if I want to grab a beer. Forgetting I took my pill already I headed out.
We get to the bar and I nurse a beer. The bartender is really hot with an amazing ass (and I'm sure she's nice and all that shit too....) so I was glad I came out. Then I have one more, but I start to feel really strange. Not drunk, but out o ... Read more ...
We get to the bar and I nurse a beer. The bartender is really hot with an amazing ass (and I'm sure she's nice and all that shit too....) so I was glad I came out. Then I have one more, but I start to feel really strange. Not drunk, but out o ... Read more ...
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011, 04:05pm EST
So there are a couple things that are just flat out wrong to me. Well, there are a lot of things, but for the sake of that last comment and my broken delete button we will pretend it's just two things.
First... when a girlfriend/wife is taller than her boyrfriend/husband. It's just weird to me. I don't know why.... but I'm not a fan.
The other is when a guy can beat up his dad. It's like a glitch in the matrix or something. You should never be able to beat up your dad, just as he should never be able to beat up his dad and so on. Of course this stops at the oldest one to be alive the day you were born. In my case it was my great grandfather. Him, my grandfather, and father could all kick my ass. And I have trained for years, but it would be no help. However... my great great grandpa... I would fuck him up.
I generally stick with the thought of, You don't really want to fuck with older dudes anyway. They've been through a lot and there is a kind of strength they ... Read more ...
First... when a girlfriend/wife is taller than her boyrfriend/husband. It's just weird to me. I don't know why.... but I'm not a fan.
The other is when a guy can beat up his dad. It's like a glitch in the matrix or something. You should never be able to beat up your dad, just as he should never be able to beat up his dad and so on. Of course this stops at the oldest one to be alive the day you were born. In my case it was my great grandfather. Him, my grandfather, and father could all kick my ass. And I have trained for years, but it would be no help. However... my great great grandpa... I would fuck him up.
I generally stick with the thought of, You don't really want to fuck with older dudes anyway. They've been through a lot and there is a kind of strength they ... Read more ...
Friday, November 4th, 2011, 02:40am EDT
So I'm going to a doctors appointment this morning for some typical crime fighting injuries. You know how that goes. There is a left turn on a pretty notorious intersection for accidents. The turn is kind of blind. I wasn't in the mood to get T-Boned by a truck so I waited for the light to change. Apparently the mexican guy behind me thought I should take that chance, and lay on his horn. Easy to say when your car cost the better part of a 100 dollar bill, and you don't have insurance. So I put my hands up in the international sign for, "What the fuck do you want me to do?" He flips me off and pulls up next to me. I just shook my head, not only disapproving of his driving, but also his face in general. The fat motherfucker decides he will just ram my car and he makes a hard left right at me. Being as I am the love child of devils threesome staring Batman, James Bond, and that chick our dads all had a crush on... I have cat like reflexes and I slammed on my breaks to avoid the collision.
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Tuesday, October 18th, 2011, 12:20am EDT
So every young man dreams of one day being a hero. I have been fortunate enough to have the opportunity on a few occasions and fulfilled that dream. Today, was one of those days.
I fell asleep at 10 last night so I was pretty well rested, so I went into work a little early to get a head start on the day. I'm eating my Fruity Pebbles cereal and getting some stuff ready when my boss tells me there are a couple of really tiny kittens in the parking lot. Now, on the street I work, there are animals getting hit almost every day, so being a man of action... I ignore all thought of getting rabies and go on my way to save them.
I get to them and I see that they are pretty malnourished. I grab the first one and it is so weak that I feel nothing when it bites me. That and I'm pretty macho. This is where things take a turn into Michael Bay territory. I grab this kitten, stand up and look to the right and there is a tow truck with it's ramp down. Suddenly, a big white truck goes flying up ... Read more ...
I fell asleep at 10 last night so I was pretty well rested, so I went into work a little early to get a head start on the day. I'm eating my Fruity Pebbles cereal and getting some stuff ready when my boss tells me there are a couple of really tiny kittens in the parking lot. Now, on the street I work, there are animals getting hit almost every day, so being a man of action... I ignore all thought of getting rabies and go on my way to save them.
I get to them and I see that they are pretty malnourished. I grab the first one and it is so weak that I feel nothing when it bites me. That and I'm pretty macho. This is where things take a turn into Michael Bay territory. I grab this kitten, stand up and look to the right and there is a tow truck with it's ramp down. Suddenly, a big white truck goes flying up ... Read more ...
Friday, October 7th, 2011, 01:11pm EDT
So after reading the blog by Tyaeda "TL DR" I felt the need to write this. I have no idea where its going...just some rambling for the sake of rambling.
I agree with most of what you guys are saying in the comments but I wouldn't put this entirely on rap. When has rock music ever insisted on picking up a book and reading?? Or country music?? I think it's just the entitled, be cool attitude in general. Hard work is no longer needed when you can kick yourself in the nuts, put it on youtube, and become famous. I think it's great that youtube is there for creative outlets, but go there right now and type the name of a song you want to hear and there are 30 assholes who covered the song in their bathroom hoping to be discovered. I just want to hear the original fucking song... not some chick who needs compliments from strangers to validate herself. Everyone wants to be an overnight success, nobody wants to put in the work. (not saying everyone on youtube is this way, just an example) Like all ... Read more ...
I agree with most of what you guys are saying in the comments but I wouldn't put this entirely on rap. When has rock music ever insisted on picking up a book and reading?? Or country music?? I think it's just the entitled, be cool attitude in general. Hard work is no longer needed when you can kick yourself in the nuts, put it on youtube, and become famous. I think it's great that youtube is there for creative outlets, but go there right now and type the name of a song you want to hear and there are 30 assholes who covered the song in their bathroom hoping to be discovered. I just want to hear the original fucking song... not some chick who needs compliments from strangers to validate herself. Everyone wants to be an overnight success, nobody wants to put in the work. (not saying everyone on youtube is this way, just an example) Like all ... Read more ...
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