SO THE OTHER DAY I PULL UP TO A RONALD MCDONALD CHAIRTY HOUSE IN MY WIFEBEATER WITH ON OVAL CUT OUT TO SHOW MY ABS TATTOOED 1-6 IN CURSIVE ANDI  DECIDED TO DONATE BECAUSE IM HUMBLE AS FUCK AND I GREW UP POOR BUT IM SMART AS FUCK SO IM RICH AS FUCK NOW, BUT MY MONEY IS MINE AND I DONT GIVE IT TO POOR PEOPLE SO I WALK INSIDE AND ALL THE POOR KIDS RUN UP TO ME AND START HUGGING ME AND SHIT, SO I SHOVE THEM ASIDE CUZ I DONT FUCKS WITH KIDS. THEN I GET A DUMPSETER AND SNATCH A POOR KIDS MARKER OUT OF HIS HAND WHILE HE WAS COLORING AND DRAW A DOLLAR SIGN ON IT. THEN I PULL UP A BENCHPRESS AND START PUMPING OUT 975LBS FOR REPS WHILE TRYING TO STAY AWAKE  BECAUSE IT IS SO EASY. WITHIN MINUTES THE PLACE WAS PACKED AND THE DUMPSTER WAS OVERFLOWING WITH MONEY. THEN A LITTLE GIRL RAN UP TO ME AND GAVE ME A PICTURE SHE DREW WITH A HEART ON IT, AND IT WAS SINCE I CONSIDER MY BODY A WORK OF ART, I TAKE ART SERIOUSLY AND HER DRAWING WAS SO BAD I GOT PISSED AS FUCK, BUT I DONT HURT LITTLE KIDS, SO I CRUNCHED IT IN A BALL A ... Read more ...

AS MOST OF U KNOW, I WAS ONLY IN THE BLOG SECTION BECAUSE I WAS BANNED FROM MY HOME IN THE COMMENT SECTION, BUT MY BAN HAS LIFTED AND IM BACK TO SHOWING THOSE PUNK BIUTCHES LESSONS ON RIPOSTAPHY, SO FAREWELL U WEAK BITCHES.. THERE WERE A FEW OF U THAT WERE COOL BUT IDE LET THE AK SPRAY ON THE REST OF U WEAK ASS PHONY BITCHES BRUH.

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SO SUNDAY I DECIDE TO GO TO WALMART TO BUY SOME AMMO BEFORE OBABOONA TAKES ALL GUNS AWAY, SO IM WAITING AT THE GUN CASE FOR SOME DISABLED FAGGOT TO COME AND HELP ME WHEN I SEE A BENCHPRESS IN THE EXERCISE ISLE, SO I LOAD IT UP WITH 975LBS AND START  LAUGHING WHILE PUMPING OUT REPS LIKE BUTTER AS A GROUP OF POOR PEOPLE GATHER AROUND ME IN AWE AND START SNAPPING PICTURES OF MY SHROD TO FUCK BODY ZOOMING IN ON MY ABS. THEN SOME HOT ASS BITCH GETS ON ALL FOURS AND PRESENTS HER PUSSY FOR MY PICKING, SO I SNIFF HER PUSSY LIKE AN ALPHA MALE AND IT WAS PREMIUM AS FUCK BUT I DONT FUCK POOR BITCHES, SO I GET PISSED OFF AND SMASH THE GUN CASE WITH MY LUNCH BOX SIZED FISTS, GRAB A SHOTGUN, STICK IT UNDER A BABIES HEAD AND BLOW ITS SKULL APART THEN I GRAB A FIST FULL OF SHOTGUN SHELLS AND SHOVE IT UP THE BITCHES PUSSY AND JUMP AWAY LIKE A GERNADE JUST AS THE HEAT FROM HER PUSSY DETONATES THE SHELLS AND SHE EXPLODES KILLING EVERYBODY WITHIN 50 FEET OF HER, THEN I RUN TO MY CAR COVERED IN PUSSY, JUMP IN AND LEAN MY SEAT ... Read more ...

SO SATURDAY WAS MY FRIENDS 24TH BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I HEARD HES BRINING A BUNCH OF PUSSY WITH HIM SO U KNOW I WAS GOING TO GET SOME. SO I PULL UP INTO THE BAR WEARING JUST A TIE WITH NO SHIRT AND THERE WAS A LINE SO I PUSHED EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY AND THE BOUNCER TRIED TO HOLD ME BACK BUT HIS ARMS SNAP IN TO BECAUSE IM SO FUCKING RIPPED THEN I GO UP TO THE ROOF WHERE THE PARTY WAS AND EVERYONE WAS SOBER AS FUCK BECAUSE THEY DIDNT HAVE ANY BOTTLE OPENERS, SO I GRAB THE BOTTLES AND STARTED OPENING THEM ON MY ABS AND EVERYONE WANTED TO PLAY A GAME WHERE U POUR ALCOHAL ON MY ABS AND EVERYONE PICS AN AB THEY THIGN THE ALOCHAL WILL FLOW AND WHOEVER GETS IT WIN AND WE PLAYED ALL NIGHT TILL ALL THE BITCHES WERE LITERALLY ALL OVER ME BEGGING ME TO BLESS THEM WITH MY HOLY COCK SO I DECIDED TO GET SOME PUSSY AND WHIP IT OUT AND INSTANTLY ALL THE BITCHES STARTED GOING HAVING SEIZURES BECAUSE THEY WERE CUMMING SO MUCH SO I LET THEM ALL DIE CEPT THE HOTTEST ONE I SHOCKED WITH A DEFRIBULLATOR AND I MADE HE SIGN A CONTRAC ... Read more ...

SO YESTERDAY I TOOK OFF WORK TO GO TO THE ZOO WITH 6 SUPERMODELS, WE WALKED TO THE LION EXHIBIT AND THE BITCHES WERE TALKING TO EACHOTHER TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH LION WAS THE ALPHA MALE, SO I DECIDED TO BE HUMBLE AND I RIP OFF SHIRT AND THEY SQUINTED BCAUSE THE SUN WAS SHINING OFF MY GLOWING SKIN LIKE GOD HIMSELF. THEN I JUMP THE FENCE AND GET ON ALL FOURS AND LOOKED AROUND AT THE GRASS LIKE I WAS GRAZING, THEN THIS FAGGOT ALPHA MALE LION STARES ME DEAD IN THE EYES WHICH PISSED ME OFF SO I MARK MY TERRITORY LIKE A RABID ASS AFRICAN BEAST  TO SHOW IM NOT SCARED. ALL OF A SUDDEN HE CHARGES AT ME AND BITES ME AROUND THE NECK, THE SUPERMODELS CRIED AS I ROARED IN PAIN, BUT IM STRONG AS FUCK SO I SWIPED HIM WITH MY CLAW WHICH DISLOCATED HIS ARM AND I GET BACK ON ALL FOUR PAWS AND START ROARING WHILE STARING HIM DEAD IN THE EYES. THEN I BITE HIM AROUND THE WINDPIPE TILL HE PASSES OUT DEAD, THEN ALL THE SUPERMODELS JUMPED THE FENCE NAKED AND GOT ON ALL FOURS AND RUBBED THEIR BODIES AGAINST MINE LIKE A SUBMISSI ... Read more ...