You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying yo ... Read more ...

I am sorry. I know this is a joke, but it is too long to even finish in a comment...soooo. :(

 

Johnny was 8 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.
One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered.

Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described
EVERYTHING to his mother. 'Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he started kissing and hugging herI figured 'Sis must be getting sickbecause her face started looking funny.
He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have
trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick ... Read more ...

I am not posting this to be annoying =) This website is awesome. but I made this blog because its sometimes fun to be able to complain without being flamed by dumbasses...sadly,this is public,so we will be flamed. but I honestly don't care... I don't want to blog about anything that will piss people off, so I will delete it if I get to many dumbass messages I guess, But ...

I hate the people who make those  blogs about how bad thier life is,and how noone understands,as if they're the ONLY ones who feel misunderstood and upset sometimes...I hate the people who go around the jokes section and get some kind of"Cheap thrill" From posting the one,annoying word "old" repeatedly and giving 1 star to everything....Please elaborate... No matter what theres always something we don't like about SOMETHING... Oh,my last thing is... I hate people who write blogs about hating things on eBaumsworld! That drives me fucking INSANE! feel free to write your own rants about eB ... Read more ...

The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.

Effective January 1st, 2004 your penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:

10"- 12" Luxury Tax..........$30.00
8"- 10" Pole Tax.............$25.00
5"- 8" Privilege Tax.........$15.00
4"- 5" Nuisance Tax..........$3.00

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!

Sincerely, Pecker Checker IRS

*****NOTE*****

We are still waiting for answers for the following questions:

- Are there penalties for early withdrawals? - What if one's penis is self employed? - Do multiple partners count as a corporation? ... Read more ...

We've all had a fight with those little dorky 11 yr old dumbasses on the internet. but whats the one thing they've said thats actually been so stupid that it made you LAUGH at how they tried to insult you  and it completely backfired on their stupid ass? Its happened to everyone... I understand how POINTLESS this thread is, but its always fun to make fun of kids who don't know shit but pretend they do... Like this dumbass kid Kobelyn on eBaumsworld... he started talking shit, and when I started fuckin with him hardcore, like sendin him hack threats and his I.P adress, He started with caps lock (Because apparently Caps lock is cruise control for cool now) and said he "Sucked" my moms pussy...lmfao....

 

 

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