I am sorry. I know this is a joke, but it is too long to even finish in a comment...soooo. :(

 

Johnny was 8 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered.Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny describedEVERYTHING to his mother. 'Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he started kissing and hugging herI figured 'Sis must be getting sickbecause her face started looking funny.He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to havetrouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of th ... Read more ...

I am not posting this to be annoying =) This website is awesome. but I made this blog because its sometimes fun to be able to complain without being flamed by dumbasses...sadly,this is public,so we will be flamed. but I honestly don't care... I don't want to blog about anything that will piss people off, so I will delete it if I get to many dumbass messages I guess, But ...

I hate the people who make those  blogs about how bad thier life is,and how noone understands,as if they're the ONLY ones who feel misunderstood and upset sometimes...I hate the people who go around the jokes section and get some kind of"Cheap thrill" From posting the one,annoying word "old" repeatedly and giving 1 star to everything....Please elaborate... No matter what theres always something we don't like about SOMETHING... Oh,my last thing is... I hate people who write blogs about hating things on eBaumsworld! That drives me fucking INSANE! feel free to write your own rants about eB ... Read more ...

The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts. Effective January 1st, 2004 your penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10"- 12" Luxury Tax..........$30.00 8"- 10" Pole Tax.............$25.00 5"- 8" Privilege Tax.........$15.00 4"- 5" Nuisance Tax..........$3.00 Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!! Sincerely, Pecker Checker IRS *****NOTE***** We are still waiting for answers for the following questions: - Are there penalties for early withdrawals? - What if one's penis is self employed? - Do multiple partners count as a corporation? - Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes? - Is there an additional tax if you are not circum ... Read more ...

We've all had a fight with those little dorky 11 yr old dumbasses on the internet. but whats the one thing they've said thats actually been so stupid that it made you LAUGH at how they tried to insult you  and it completely backfired on their stupid ass? Its happened to everyone... I understand how POINTLESS this thread is, but its always fun to make fun of kids who don't know shit but pretend they do... Like this dumbass kid Kobelyn on eBaumsworld... he started talking shit, and when I started fuckin with him hardcore, like sendin him hack threats and his I.P adress, He started with caps lock (Because apparently Caps lock is cruise control for cool now) and said he "Sucked" my moms pussy...lmfao....

 

 

Please comment!

this message was brought to you by:

 

The mangwow association

bringing you pointless threads since 1994 last week

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand.... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on. When my wife and I went on our h ... Read more ...