10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentines card at the store
In hopes that, later, youd be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasnt $250 a night.
6. Youre a woman of style, youre a woman of class
Especially when Im spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now Im fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but sos your ass.
3. Youre a honey. . . and youre a cutie
I just wished you had J-Los booty.
2. I dont wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, lets do it, Im horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
- By: mbird22
- Level: Altar Boy
- Added: 192 weeks ago
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- Comments: 11
