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Thursday, June 16th, 2011, 01:31pm EDT

Good Day fine people of ebaum's world. Here is a little quiz for you today. Can you guess who this is?

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Yes. That's an old dude in his sandals and underwear, leaning on a sword.

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Is he flexing? LOFUCKINGL

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Now he's holding a...um...I don't know. The clutter is extremely distracting. ... Read more ...

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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH SPACE EAGLE

Wednesday, June 1st, 2011, 10:17pm EDT

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Dear Mr. SpaceEagle,

I am writing this blog on behalf of 97% of registered ebw users who have read your blogs.

First off, I'd like to clarify a few issues. You seem like a good guy. You're honest, passionate, articulate, and persistent . Ebaum's World values none of these traits. This is a humor website. A fucked up type of humor website. If you don't believe me, just check out the live chat. You will rapidly gain understanding.

I'm only trying to save you grief. No one, and I mean NO ONE here will be swayed by your bullshit agenda. We get it. You're convinced that corporations are the devil incarnate. Government is fucking the people. Peace, love, Jesus, blah, blah, blah.

Where the fuck did you get the notion that posting 42 socialistic, politically motivated blogs a day on a fucked up humor site would be a good idea?

"The Willie Nelson Research Institute"? Are you fucking serious? News flash my friend. YOU ARE I ... Read more ...

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Quitting

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011, 01:10pm EDT

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I've never been a quitter. Once I set my mind on something, I'll go to lengths most people wouldn't even consider to get it. For one of the few times in my life, I'm quitting on something that I've held near and dear for a long time. Smoking.

I used to smoke a pack to a pack and a half a day. I haven't had a cigarette in 30 days. This has been the hardest fucking thing I've ever done in my life, hands down. The first week I felt physically ill at times. I would rip someone a new asshole for looking at me the wrong way. Everyone close to me stayed away from me, to give me space, and probably because they were a little afraid.

The funny thing is, I'm starting to feel fucking fantastic. I was always physically active and I thought I was in decent condition. I was wrong. My stamina is improving, my energy level is off the charts, and I sleep a lot less. I can't wait to see where I'm at after six months.

Why did I quit? It wasn't because people told me to. ... Read more ...

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FRINGE, STATION, CHIMNEYS, MUSHROOM

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011, 09:07pm EDT

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     Look at them. They think they're so fucking cool. I've always considered myself one of those on the fringe, on the outside looking in, but this fucking asshole might as well be Dirk Diggler. He's certainly going to get laid more than a porn star tonight. Thirty-two points, eighteen rebounds, eleven assists, and six blocked shots. Fucking neanderthal. He wouldn't have played in this fucking game if I didn't help him cheat on his last exam.

     "I owe you a solid brah,,," Really? Well it's time to pay the proverbial piper fuckmeister,

     "Yo Dillon! Solid game mo' fo'!"

     His face was stoic. He grabbed a gram sized mushroom, chewed on it until he gagged, then had the fucking audacity to greet me with, "I can't believe you didn't blow me, faggot..."

     I smiled, raised my arm, and waited for a "high-five" from somebody...anybody...

     Nylon rope - check. Duct tape - check. Plastic sheeting - check. Saws-All - ... Read more ...

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Confession Time Blog

Sunday, April 3rd, 2011, 05:17pm EDT

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OK, here are my alts. milestyles55 is my main account. I'm also PepperPeanut.

Here's my other alts:

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