Reading the recent blogs on here made me reminisce about my penis.

In my earlier single days, I had an extremely high sex drive (now I require release only twice a day).

I was making my weekly trip to the bank by my university, and much to my delight, they had a new teller working the counter.  Now, to clarify, she was fucking smoking. She was older than a girl, but not quite a milf.  She sat somewhere in between. 

By the luck of the gods, I was graced with her serving me in queue. She smiled as I walked up to the kiosk, I smiled back.  We engaged in every day conversation regarding the business at hand, but were both throwing in subtle sexual innuendos wherever we could. 

I couldn't fucking believe my luck.  After arranging to meet at her place "for a drink", after work, I took my boner and got the fuck home to make preparations for the evening.  I shit, showered, shaved my entire body, busted out the baby powder, and packed enough condoms to ... Read more ...

Hey fuckers.

It's been a while since I've been on here, but it's good to see that everyone's just as fucked as always.

I felt like coming on here because I've experienced something totally alien to me, and felt the need to express myself.

I've been working like a mother fucker.  I was supposed to vacation on the Adriatic coast with my family this summer, but work had other ideas for me.  My wife is on maternity leave, so I decided to send her, my 4 year old and 10 month old sons to Europe to spend three weeks with my parents on the coast.

I dropped them off at the airport tonight.  As they were leaving, I felt this burning sensation in my eyes, and the forming of excessive liquid in the orbital areas.  WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

After dropping them off, I went home from the airport and poured myselft a generous Hennesy, popped open a Kronenberg 1664, and sparked a fatty in my family room.  It's been forever since I could have even contemplated doing such a thing.  I thought I ... Read more ...

How cocaine fucked up my life:

Early one morning while making the rounds,

I snorted a ball of cocaine and I shot my bitch down.

I went right back to my crib and crashed in my bed,

but I stuck my 45 Magnum beneath my head.

I woke the next morning, and kissed my gun. 

Took a shot of cocaine and made a run. 

I ran like a motherfucker but I ran too slow.

They overtook me down in Juarez Mexico.

While in a cheap hotel, watching the Hills,

in walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill.

He said milestyles, your name is not Jack Brown,

You're the dirty fuck that shot your woman down.

I said yes oh yes my name is miles, it's me,

if you've got the warrant just aread it to me.

I shot her down because she was a whore,

I thought I was her pimp but she had five more.

When I was arrested I was dressed in black.

They put me on a train and they made me smoke crack.

I had no friend to post my bail, ... Read more ...

*Pours out some of his forty for the nigguz who ain't here*

No offense Bo, but why the fuck should we dwell on cock munchers who feel their time is wasted with us?  If they're so wet over their new site, let them stay there.

It's May now.  February and March were kind of rough in the blog section. The situation in April started getting me a little excited.  Now I have boner every time I log on.

Why you ask?

1.  I never left.

2.  Dirty Sanchez brought his dirty ass back.

3.  East Side reverted to his old fucked up self.

4.  Bo stuck around and agreed to being called "Pappy"

5.  Savcam keeps posting shit that makes me have to turn my brain on (wft is the deal with that bro?)

6.  Wallboy graduated from troll to semi-legitamite blogger (get back with clockwork orange avi man).

7.  Sindicate lobbied for blog mod (you still got my vote bro).

8.  Mrturtle has the ability to make me laugh with his comments.

9.  Mods actually listen ... Read more ...

I read a good blog by Platypuss about why she uploads content on here.  I have to agree with her that the solution to every problem in life is to spark a fatty.

That being said, I have to also agree with a response to her blog by DreaD08 regarding quality over quantity.

There are numerous users on here who upload the maximum of 25 per day, some of which (by "some" I mean "all") do this to clock maximum eReps, with hopes of getting featured.

If I were an ADMIN (PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE LISTENING)

I would deal with this issue.

We need to develop an eReps reward system that does not only reward users for uploading any media available on the face of the planet such as music videos (for the love of God please stop fucking uploading these...this is not MTV), SNL clips, and fucking ridiculous clown rap shit, but one that rewards users for uploading quality content.

How about an additional system of rewards being based on the number of uploads relative to uploads featured?  I ... Read more ...