I would like to tap into the vast knowledge and experience of my fellow ebaumers. What is the best way to go about getting oral sex from your significant other? I've been experimenting with various methods and approaches for years, only to find that some techniques work better than others. Here are some of my findings:
The Wake Her Up With a Cock Moustache Technique:
This technique entails pulling out your cock and rubbing it on her upper lip until she wakes up. This is not recommended for unfamiliar relationships, or females without a sense of humor. The blow job success rate of this technique is low to moderate, although your chances will increase directly proportional to the amount of alcohol consumed by her prior.
The Wake Her Up By Going Down on Her Technique:
This technique is pretty self-explanatory. It is importa ... Read more ...
[3:43am] PepperPeanut: greetings Mr. styles55
[3:45am] milestyles55: what's up dude?
[3:46am] PepperPeanut: i was just wondering if you would consider gracing us with your massive skills and become blog mod.
[3:46am] milestyles55: i don't know. what does it pay?
[3:46am] PepperPeanut: well, um, nothing.
[3:46am] milestyles55: nothing? wtf would i want to lend out my valuable time for nothing?
[3:46am] PepperPeanut: i can't answer that question for you Mr. styles55. all i can tell you is that WE NEED YOU. DESPERATELY.
[3:46am] milestyles55: hmmm. i heard that being an ebw mod results in chicks throwing pussy at you. is that true?
[3:47am] PepperPeanut: absolutely! i'm covered in pussy as we speak.
[3:47am] milestyles55: Does neko own a vagina?
[3:47am] PepperPeanut: i have no idea
[3:47am] milestyles55: have you discussed the "blog mo ... Read more ...
Good evening good people of ebaum's world. I would like to throw my hat into the ring as candidate for blog mod. Why the fuck not?
Please allow me to present to you my platform laying out my policies that should lead you to choose me as your mod for this section.
I think I'm at least somewhat familiar with every member who's posted more than one blog, or non-spam, in this section of the website.
I think I've showed that I can deal with those who fuck with this section swiftly.
I think that creativity should not be stifled here, but copypasta should be suffocated.
I think that everyone should have their say, unless their say becomes detrimental to this section, it's members, the mods, or the site in general.
I think it's time for NO NEW FUCKING TAXES.
I think that Jokes belong in the JOKE SECTION.
I think that embeds are fine, especially if you're willing to get embed with me.
I think it's time fo ... Read more ...
Good people of Ebaum's World, please allow me to present to you SHOCKING BREAKING NEWS.
Displayed below, is a video of an intellectually challenged, man-monkey creature, with hair dyed and curled in pathetic wannabee Superman fashion, revealing the horrific filth of its living conditions (see carpet that hasn't been cleaned since the beginning of time), and demonstrating an EXTREMELY RARE interaction with pussy (UNBELIEVABLY RARE - PAY ATTENTION).
Do not take this lightly. Association with this creature may result in extreme delusion, retardation, and dirt-baggitry beyond belief.
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Everyones got a little captain in em!
