So, by now most of you have probably clicked on the link on the right hand side of the home page for this site and laughed your fuckin asses off at this dumb bitch that's trying to sue Victoria Secret for a defective thong.  I know most black chicks have some big booty's (not trying to be racist in any way) but the whole way through the video I kept thinking, "damn I gotta see this chick's fatt ass!"  How the hell do you manage to break a thong and claim that it was defective and you had nothing to do with it. 

This reminds me of another stupid lawsuit, where an old lady sued mcdonald's because her coffee was too hot.  It's like, bitch coffee is supposed to be hot, and she fucking wins the case because there's no caution on the cup.  Yes, it is partly Mcdonald's fault for not having a warning label, but millions of dollars ain't gonna by you any common sense you dirty old hag.

If this chick wins the lawsuit over Victoria Secret, will there be warning labels on panties?  I think they should just install a sensor with a voice box, so when the sensor notices it's stretching too much it'll say, "bitch you better get me off your fatt ass and get a bigger fucking size!"  I mean we use some great technology for some stupid things already, so why not just continue this in the world of underwear.

Also, the chick is complaining that a metal object from the thong 'cut' her eye(her eye looked totally fine to me though).  That's an obvious sign that the thong was waaaaayyyyyyy too small for her.  This bitch must be in a state of fatty denial.  She's probably like a size 16 and trying to fit into a size 5.  Again, millions of dollars ain't gonna by you any common sense.  Damn, with that money you can easily become a size 5 with just a few surgeries (I think most fat people go for the surgery now rather then actually trying to work it off, but that's a whole other topic and still an unhealthy way to lose weight).  I don't wanna make anyone think the wrong way about me.  I'm an overweight guy, I understand the great love of food and the great love of being lazy, but I manage to work out at least 5 times a week.  The important thing is keeping your body in shape and your heart in shape, it doesn't matter if you're overweight just as long as you're eating decently healthy and exercising.

Okay, going back on topic.  I really wonder what the judge and the jury will make of this lawsuit.  Not to be mean, but she seemed like a 'thick' chick in the video and if I was on the jury I'd be the one convincing everyone else that she's just in denial about her weight and probably just bought a thong like 5 sizes too small.  I mean if a skinny little twig of a chick were too walk into a courtroom and be the one suing, then there might be a case because what size is gonna be way too small on her.  Has anyone ever heard of another case involving a skinny chick?  No! 

Goddammit, I'm sorry it just really pisses me off of how stupid America can get.  If this chick wins the case, well then I'm packing my shit and moving to fucking Canada!