Yo... im just bullshitting at home, NOTHING TO FUCKING DO. my car is broke down, for some reason im pretty much always broke now... What the hell has happened? Within the past month, Ive got into a HUGE fight with 3 people, I got stomped, Im recovered now. Next, I almost died on my jetski when a storm hit and I flew off my jetski, the coast guards had to save me. Within the past month, Ive got back together with my girlfriend, then left her like a week later. This psycho bitch wanted to start drinking, EVERYDAY, and I refuse to have a trashy girl. I did love this girl, Ive been with her on and off for about 2 years... she is very attractive, in fact I SWEAR ive seen her in the "real girls" section TWICE!! well, anyways, we got into an argument last saturday and we were at her place. She lives almost TWENTY MILES away from my house. My car is fucked up at the moment, dont really know why so she was driving. This bitch ended up telling me to get the fuck out at 4AM early sunday morning. I called almost every ... Read more ...

Ok, when im not working Im usually on Myspace then check out ebaumsworld, maybe even a music video from youtube.  But,, NO ONE leaves crazy ass comments like they do on this site. LOL! WHERE THE HELL DO SOME OF YOU PEOPLE COME UP WITH "COMEBACKS"???????  Dont get me wrong, alot of it is funny. But no other site has these crazy ones like on here, you can click pretty much any topic and half of the people who commented it are saying some pretty funny, crazy, weird shit... it varies. It is funny though, i just dont know why people are so different on this site....

Jessica Alba. My future wife. I love her to DEATH. If she had EVERY STD in the world, I WOULD STILL, IN FACT, SLEEP WITH HER GORGEOUS SEXY ASS without wearing a rubber.  Would you do the same? I know alot of girls probably wouldnt agree, but i bet alot of men out there would sacrifice their reproductive health to have sex with that ONE PERSON.

If I slept with Mizz Alba, I could LITERALLY DIE HAPPY after doing so. I would LET her kill me after sex if she wanted to. I would do ANYTHING FOR THAT GIRL just to MEET HER.  So tell me people, would you sacrifice your health and well being (If you had the chance) to have sex with that one person? I know I definitly would, but ONLY for Jessica Abla.  Does anyone agree? What do you think? And if you agree, who WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH?

 

Let me know, Im really curious to see if im just a dumb ass becuase im thinking and BLOGGING about it...  or not...    Do you think it would be worth it for you in the long run? I know it would be for me, so I wan ... Read more ...

I know about half of the people here dont like the shit, but wtf? I DID! It was somewhat corny and half assed, but it still would brighten up my day after watching it.  But I think some of the shit featured on here should somewhat be VOTED on, by the members of this website... does anyone agree? What do you think?  I think you should have Squeeges featured twice a week as it was intended. LEMME KNOW PEOPLE.

 

 

NATE DOGG

this happened a couple years ago so i typed it out... i did it as a report for school but anywayz, here goes

 

 

My friend Dave and I were hanging out one summer night, smoking a blunt like we do almost everyday when we both get out of work. We met up with one of his friends, Jeremy, and he started talking about mushrooms. During the whole summer, shrooms were one thing that I definitly wanted to try. My friends told me how great it was and how much fun you have. I asked Jeremy if he really could get them. I was so excited to try them and I couldn't wait. When the "delivery man" came and gave me my shrooms, I immediatly called my friends and asked what to do and expect. They told me to eat it with something,so I went to the store with Dave and Jeremy and bought a root beer. I smoked with them and dropped them off. I was already high when I got home, so I waited half an hour to eat the shrooms. I waited about two hours and still didn't see of feel anything. I was home with my sister, who i ... Read more ...