Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy, if the Pope won, they would have to leave. The Jewish people met and picked an aged, but wise Rabbi Moishe to represent them in the debate. However, as Moishe spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they all agreed that it would be a "silent" debate. On the chosen day, the Pope and Rabbi Moishe sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Rabbi Moishe looked back and raised one finger. Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head. Rabbi Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat. The Pope then brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine. Rabbi Moishe pulled out an apple. With that, ... Read more ...

This is a paper i wrote for my english class, tell me if you like it...... I looked up a random town to base the story in

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            “Donald Trump coming to Weston” announced the weekly paper’s headline last fall.  I immediately wondered what could be bringing The Donald to our fair city. I imagined he was coming to find contestants for his next episode of the “Apprentice.”  However, upon reading the article, I came to learn his visit was more sinister.  Mr. Trump intended to clear The Weston Town Forest in order to develop a new neighborhood of mega-mansions called “Forest Estates.” Home to deer, rabbits, ... Read more ...

So many of you probably realized that the user submitted jokes usually cut off at the end...THIS IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING especially to a guy like me who wants to read a good complete joke. Many of the jokes are very funny and i can predict the endings but then other jokes have the punchline at the end with no clue to what it s supposed to be and since it isn't there i just read the set up for nothing

And another thing....I REALLY HATE when people post jokes that were already on ebaums, this is sort of out of place considering the thousands of jokes on ebaums that they haven't read...but one time over the span of 48 hours (aka 2 days) the same joke, just with the people changed was basically posted twice an hour, maybe even twice a half an hour

So to everybody who meets this criteria of no ending or repeated jokes.....please just don't put them up or post the ending in another joke and tell the readers how and where to find it

Thank you