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Sunday, January 23rd, 2011, 09:59pm EST
As life continues on you learn more and more that people are trash. It is just amazing even long term friends of many years screw you over. What is the point of making friends and trying to be happy and keep people in your life if they screw you over. Sometimes I wonder what the point of dealing with them at all is.

I play games online and I do all kind of other hobbies. I really enjoy anime and Jpop. I even made my anime list that is where I realized the less I deal with people the happier I am. In past 5 years I have watched 67 days or 1600 hours of anime (low estimate). I honestly have not been happier. I play useless games and read lots of different useless articles.

As I deal with people less and less I find myself happier. I know that should be wrong to feel that way I just can not bring myself to deal with assholes anymore. My tolerance for stupidity maxed out already. I wonder why people try so hard to force you to deal with people when there is nothing of value in them. How man ... Read more ...
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Wednesday, March 4th, 2009, 03:21am EST

That is the question that resonates as I watch this garbage heap rot and die. Why did everyone leave? Where did they go? What keeps those that still come here in this section? All those questions still end up at WHY?

 

Someone saw a recent comment or two of mine here and asked where I had been. I simply stopped because I was not having fun anymore. There were several reasons for that, some personal, some not, and the rest was plain anger. My leaving was before any of the zvue crap. Sometimes people stop because they can't find a point in it. I had enough media stolen, and moderation had gone too far. I met enough dishonest people that bothered and angered me. That is the sum of why I left.

 

Those that abandoned the site for the most part are sheep following the shepard. If you train the sheep well enough they will throw everything away to follow. Why do they follow the scourge of the net like he is some god worshiping him? Do any of you think to ask yourself or the one you foll ... Read more ...

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Sunday, October 12th, 2008, 11:25am EDT

Figured you guys might want to read it too it is very long and is just my opinions and views, but figured input would be interesting at the very least.

 

I will start by saying, though I am relatively new to Ebaum's World, I enjoy wasting time here and can see flaws others my not. I have talked to dozens of people before forming this opinions of problems, and solutions to those problems. I would hope these have been explored before me saying but if they have not, I hope they do get explored. This place is dropping in traffic like a stone for lots of reasons, but I will hit the most important ones along with solutions. Sorry in advance for length this will be long.

This site is a business and should be run like one. I have no idea where, and how or why that changed, but it has. Is there no desire to keep it profitable or make it grow? I look and see endless profit and possibilities going to waste; the site is now more like greedy bastards milking the last little bit out of a dead co ... Read more ...

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Friday, October 10th, 2008, 01:35am EDT

I am working on writing up some timed scripts for videos I want to make. I use various clips I find on here and around the net to make video compilations and tell stories. I mostly like to deal with people getting hurt or deformed freaks since they are the most fun to watch. I got my video part covered now I need help from people in this section.

 

So far I have timed scripts for Queen "Fat Bottomed Girls", "Another One Bites the Dust", and "Live Forever". I have also done Crash Test Dummies only hit Kansas "Dust in the Wind"  Survivor "Eye of the Tiger" and a few other obscure songs. I am hoping I can get some meaningful suggestions on other songs that would work well.

 

The only restrictions I have is no rap unless it is a Weird Al parody and no hip hop. All other suggestions would be greatly appreciated. I am having trouble finding good songs to work with. Thanks in advanced

 

Portolet the master of the universe.

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Wednesday, October 8th, 2008, 11:21pm EDT

I now have a very rounded view of the pains of child birth. I was having a nice peaceful day I woke up checked some email and read some blogs. All of the sudden I felt a sharp pain so I of course go to the bathroom and sit upon my porcelain throne. I know the time is soon I prep up some paper I am a 4 square guy. I laid out 3 stacks of 4 and patiently waited.


Now moving along to what happened next. So things are moving along like usual then it hit me there was a problem. I realize I am in for a very long and rough labor so I start moving hoping to rock it and maybe break it up some or help it slide. That plan failed this is when I started a new plan to slowly push and let my birth canal get used to this prisoner trying to escape. That seemed to be working slowly I worked as pieces started to fall as they passed. The consistency of brown road gravel scratched and tore at my body painfully reminding me I would never be the same. This process failing I wiped my head sat back and took a break ... Read more ...

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