Thursday, February 2nd, 2012, 03:18pm EST
I'm sorry to report that it's another terribly sad day in the Entertainment world.
After yesterdays news of the death of the Soul Train guy, the world wasn't ready for todays announcement. But Death, the Great Humbler, does not seem to care what we are ready for.
Yes, after decades of watching him command the Enterprise, and resolving Conflicts with Klingons, both in the campy past, and the dead-serious Big-Screen versions of Star Trek, William Shatner has today passed on.
Apparently he has moved on to that Great TJ Hooker Garage in the Sky.
You think YOU have troubles? You don't know anything about troubles until you've dealt with Tribbles.
But the bad news doesn't stop there, folks.
AP is currently reporting that Shatner, along with boy-toy Hugh Heffner were both killed in a horrible industrial accident as they jointly toured the Fleshlight factory, and were granted access to the factories' Top-Secret "Double-Fleshlight" production facility.
Accord ... Read more ...
After yesterdays news of the death of the Soul Train guy, the world wasn't ready for todays announcement. But Death, the Great Humbler, does not seem to care what we are ready for.
Yes, after decades of watching him command the Enterprise, and resolving Conflicts with Klingons, both in the campy past, and the dead-serious Big-Screen versions of Star Trek, William Shatner has today passed on.
Apparently he has moved on to that Great TJ Hooker Garage in the Sky.
You think YOU have troubles? You don't know anything about troubles until you've dealt with Tribbles.
But the bad news doesn't stop there, folks.
AP is currently reporting that Shatner, along with boy-toy Hugh Heffner were both killed in a horrible industrial accident as they jointly toured the Fleshlight factory, and were granted access to the factories' Top-Secret "Double-Fleshlight" production facility.
Accord ... Read more ...
Saturday, January 28th, 2012, 02:32pm EST
*And Neko
Ryan-
I know how frustrated you must be. You try to troll me day after day, night after night, and you constantly fail.
My superior intellect ensnares you in it's benevolent web.
Do not despair, Ryan. Things can begin to look up for you- IF you'll allow them to. When you attempt to troll me, you need to try harder. We both know I am smarter, better educated, better looking, more talented, and funnier than you. But don't look at these deficits as... Deficits. lol. Try to envision them as motivation to become a better Human Being. I don't think you're stupid- far from it. You might actually be one of the smartest people on the site. But you're still no match for me.
I grew up in an environment that was violent, both physically and verbally. The only reason I am alive today is because I learned how to defend myself both ways. Now, I don't anticipate that we'll ever meet and throw fisticuffs. lol. But if we DID, I'm afraid you'd end up like most of the ... Read more ...
Ryan-
I know how frustrated you must be. You try to troll me day after day, night after night, and you constantly fail.
My superior intellect ensnares you in it's benevolent web.
Do not despair, Ryan. Things can begin to look up for you- IF you'll allow them to. When you attempt to troll me, you need to try harder. We both know I am smarter, better educated, better looking, more talented, and funnier than you. But don't look at these deficits as... Deficits. lol. Try to envision them as motivation to become a better Human Being. I don't think you're stupid- far from it. You might actually be one of the smartest people on the site. But you're still no match for me.
I grew up in an environment that was violent, both physically and verbally. The only reason I am alive today is because I learned how to defend myself both ways. Now, I don't anticipate that we'll ever meet and throw fisticuffs. lol. But if we DID, I'm afraid you'd end up like most of the ... Read more ...
Friday, January 27th, 2012, 09:03am EST
Over the past few months, many of you have written your opinions of some of the candidates for the upcoming Presidential election. While I applaud your interest, I do have a few questions for some of you.
To those who support Ron Paul: Can you give me a brief, concise overview of what you think Mr. Paul can do as a Republican President that either Obama or the other Republican candidates cannot?
I ask this because I see Paul a little differently, I suspect, than many of you do.
What about the more likely candidates, Romney and Gingrich? I have numerous reasons not to like either of these candidates, but I don't want to taint this blog with my personal opinion, at least until after the comments start.
For the record, the title of this blog is sarcastic. I do not support Ron Paul, and I will not vote for him in November. Not that I feel it's likely I would have that option, anyway.
I want to hear what everyone thinks about all the candidates. If you have the intellectu ... Read more ...
To those who support Ron Paul: Can you give me a brief, concise overview of what you think Mr. Paul can do as a Republican President that either Obama or the other Republican candidates cannot?
I ask this because I see Paul a little differently, I suspect, than many of you do.
What about the more likely candidates, Romney and Gingrich? I have numerous reasons not to like either of these candidates, but I don't want to taint this blog with my personal opinion, at least until after the comments start.
For the record, the title of this blog is sarcastic. I do not support Ron Paul, and I will not vote for him in November. Not that I feel it's likely I would have that option, anyway.
I want to hear what everyone thinks about all the candidates. If you have the intellectu ... Read more ...
Monday, December 26th, 2011, 03:56pm EST
For starters, Jesus was a Jew. Not only was he a Jew, he was a Rabbi, which, for those of you reading this who are semi-literate (that's you, Ryan and Neko), means he was a Super-Jew.
All that stuff that the Bible says about MIracles that Jesus performed is complete bullshit. The book consistently contradicts itself.
Did you know that the Bible actually says that it is a sin to wear Cotton and Linen together? Of course, it's not a MORTAL sin, so you can probably sleep well tonight, if your new pajamas and slippers don't match in the eye of the Lord. lol
The parting of the Red Sea? Anybody remember that one? (It was Old Testament, before Jesus introduced HImself to us.) The only place that ever happened was at Universal Studios, and if you get the chance, I highly reccomend a trip there. Miracles Await!
Nobody really knows when Jesus was born, so celebrating his birthday on December 25th would be a little silly, until you realize that the Bible (like almost every ... Read more ...
Saturday, December 24th, 2011, 01:27pm EST
I truly hope that some of you have a wonderful, magical Christmas time this year! I know I sure will!
You know, Christmas is the embodiment of all that is good, all that is... RIGHT with the world. It's the time of year when people just come together and do the right thing for others. It makes me so proud to be part of the Human Race!
I mean, have you guys heard those stories about women going into Wal Mart and paying off peoples' layaways? That's awesome, and it makes me happy. I wish I could do stuff like that for strangers...
But, as we all know, with every batch of light, there must be some darkness. This year, one of those dark clouds came when Nike decided to introduce the brand new Air Jordans right before Christmas. Maybe not such great timing, huh Nike?
As you all know, I've been accused of being racist here on EBW, many, many times. So, I will not mention race in this issue at all.
However, if you watch the video I have cleverly embedded in this brog carefu ... Read more ...
You know, Christmas is the embodiment of all that is good, all that is... RIGHT with the world. It's the time of year when people just come together and do the right thing for others. It makes me so proud to be part of the Human Race!
I mean, have you guys heard those stories about women going into Wal Mart and paying off peoples' layaways? That's awesome, and it makes me happy. I wish I could do stuff like that for strangers...
But, as we all know, with every batch of light, there must be some darkness. This year, one of those dark clouds came when Nike decided to introduce the brand new Air Jordans right before Christmas. Maybe not such great timing, huh Nike?
As you all know, I've been accused of being racist here on EBW, many, many times. So, I will not mention race in this issue at all.
However, if you watch the video I have cleverly embedded in this brog carefu ... Read more ...
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