This is a quick blog to remember all the celebrities who died last night, may they rest in Peace.

   Hugh Hefner, you were a great, very very old man. You will be missed for at least a week.

   Richard Simmons, it will take time to understand the complexity and horror of your death; now we will have to wait until Rosie O'Donells' digestive system passes your remains until we can get a partial autopsy, and that's just wrong.

   Kanye West, I've waited a long time to say this: Eh, turns out I got nothing for ya. Later, ya freakin' Jigaboo.

   Bill O'Reilly, you sucked in life, and I'm sure you will suck in death. Your legendary anger, and complete disrespect for Journalistic Integrity have now put you in your own private Hell, where everything you say will be fact-checked by Adolf Hitler, Michael Jackson, Michael Moore, and Bugs Bunny (who was actually real, doubters).

   In other news, has anyone seen my self-esteem? I swear I saw it last night...

   Finally, some clarification on this blog: Yes, I did indeed use the word "Jigaboo", and I meant it. Kanye West IS a fucking Jigaboo, so don't give me your bleeding heart, anti-Racist Propoganda BULLSHIT. My vote is we change his name to Kanyigger.

   Alright, folks, That's all the time we have, this morning... 

   Have a great day, and if you form a resentment over any part of this blog, remeber to keep it to yourself; I'd rather have you get sick, than me get sick of your shit.

   Keep on Truckin', Mama- Truck my Blues away. LOL