Not likely.

I am willing to admit, unlike so many of you, that I am NOT an expert on world politics, and I don't claim to know what makes these politicians tick, or what kind of avarice must drive them to do the evil things they do.

   However, I have come to the point where I just don't give a fuck anymore, so I'm going to make this blog about something that is, in reality, more important, more pleasant, and enjoyable for everyone.

   That's right, this blog is about Whipped Cream.

   Now, I'm not a purist- I don't care if it's fresh and home made, or comes in a can, with a little extra Get-High gas in it... I just love whipped cream, and you do, too, and you know it.

   I like whipped cream on strawberries. I like it on Pudding. I enjoy whipped cream on Chocolate Mousse, and occasionally, even on its' own, out of the Redi-Whip tub, with a spoon.

   I also enjoy whipped cream on breasts, licking it off softly. sticking the nozzle of that fucking can right up in that pussy and spraying... but, I digress. Although, some of you dirty girls are probably getting a little moist, thinking about me spraying whipped cream in your Hoo Hoo and licking and sucking it out.

   Look, here's the point:

   If you've read this far, two things have happened- you've gone about a minute into a blog that is not about Obama or politics and survived, AND you've got a strange urge to purchase and consume large quantities of mostly fake Dairy Product.

   Put THAT on my cock and suck it, bitches.

   Bluecrest OUT.