I have this friend named Justin. Justin owns a dozen pet rats. Why he owns rats, I really didn't want to get into that so I left it alone. One day, I asked him how his "pets" were doing. He replied with "Well, I think they aren't getting along very well. Three of them have alot of bite marks on them, I think they are fighting." I said "Are you sure they are fighting? Some of your rats probably have fleas." So Numnuts responds with the worst response I think I could've ever heard..."Oh that's impossible, rat's can't get fleas." Rat's can't get fleas???? Was he serious? I informed him that any animal can carry fleas. In fact I asked him what did he think started the Bubonic Plague? He thought it was the rats themselves. I sure hope that he doesn't walk in the middle of the road when he goes home.
