Ok, so my newest rant is about people who seem to love interestions when they are driving, They love them so much infact that during times of high volume traffic these people go out into the intersection, stop behind the car in front of them thus blocking the people from their right and left... this is especially annoying when their light turns red, the car behind them has pulled up all the way to stop bar and or crosswalk, which leaves the douche stranded in the middle with no where to go but forward. So when the light changes and you are trying to get through the intersection you cannot because genius had to try to get through.... What the fuck is the real difference if you have to wait through 5 more mins for another cycle of lights to go your way.

If you're one of these happy go lucky intersection sexers who has to butt fuck the car infront of them.... stay behind, cuz if I have a decent object to throw at you... I will.

Out!

I have noticed in the last while that the genres of rap and hip hop have abandoned all search for quality, if there was much to begin with. However recently in the media I have noticed a subtle acceleration in the decline of rap and hip hop alike. When Rick Ross is a highly anticipated release, the end is coming, when videos like STANKY LEG (youtube it if you can't find it or haven't seen it) and more recently this video hit the mainstream DO THE RICKY BOBBY (Also Youtube it) Furthermore, when a well known rap artist LIL WAYNE decides to start making Rock n Roll something is up, on top of that when someone such as LiL Wayne who is one of the most horrible rappers in the history of rap reaches such popularity something is wrong. I have also caught word that southern rappers Bun B and Chamillionaire mention going to college and liking it in an up and coming release. I honestly think some of these videos I have listed above get so popular on youtube for being horrible and everyone wanting to show their friend ... Read more ...

Cruisin' around town earlier today I was looking around at other cars, at a stop like a Honda sat and the douche in the drivers seat turned right, stepped hard on the gas and decided it was cool to make a scene with his folgers can sized exhaust pipe. I noticed many of the panels on the body were dented and the car looked like crap. Still around town more occurances of this, more dented cars driving erratically. Did these people not learn from previous mistakes? Or perhaps they bought car from the dumbass who bumped uglies with the gaurdrail or some other object in the empty high school parking lot pulling e-brake doughnuts in the rain. In either case, if the car is dented its obvious its not a million dollar race car and hence has limitations on its ability to manuever and accelerate at a decent progression. Honestly why has the era or coffee can exhausts and car decals that boomed from the original release of The Fast and The Furious not died out?  Why must these douchebags whiz around on the streets dra ... Read more ...

Ya know what really grinds my gears....

Ok, so here is my rant, it has to do with wearing shorts and socks, but not just that, because as everyone can assume that living up here in Wa state I to have worn socks and shoes on the occassional spring day when its warm, but not quite warm enough to let the toesies out to play in a nice pair of sandals.

My deal is with the dumb fucks that wear super long and baggy shorts and then pull their knee high socks all the way to their goddamned knees (or so I assume since their shin length shorts hide their knees) creating the same effect that PANTS provide. What the hell is the point in doing this, why not just wear pants?? The point of shorts is help you stay cool, maybe even look cool if the shorts are special, like I duno, covered in diamonds or even ones signed by Michael Jordan that you're either retarded enough to wear or too rich to care that you're destroying something signed by MJ. Or hell, maybe if you have a really cool pair of socks you want t ... Read more ...

True Story, I earned the World Record for convincing people I had a world record when I in fact did not actually have one. So Guiness gave the record but then realized that I now had a World Record which meant that all the people who thought I had a world record when I did not were now correct in thinking so, so they took away my world record only to realize in doing so I once again earned the world record.... This could go on.