it was one night when my shift just ended at Uno's.  some people who worked at Ruby Tuesdays were at the bar having a drink and those of us who got off of work decided to stick around and hang out with the rubys people.  its how it works, they drink at our place we always drink at their place and we always end up drinking cheap, even free sometimes.  anyway after a couple of hours of hanging out im being being funny and flirting with all the girls there.  nothing serious not really geared toward any girls specifically but 2 friends that worked at rubys kept my attention. 

The Girls:

The Readhead -  sexy chick.  about 5 ft 10 gorgeous face with a nice curvy figure.  I dont know about you people but to me  read heads are either fugly or drop dead gorgeous.  this chick was gorgeous.

The Butterface -  Readheads best friend.  great ass small but nice rack ... butter face.  i mean compared to her friend she was, alone she was ok .  maybe im being mean but those are the names im giving them.  ... Read more ...

I am not usually one to have dreams (or at least remember them) but this definetly stuck. also whenever i have a dream that i remember its usually because i was shitfaced, thus enhansing the weirdness. I happened to be sober for this one

So this dream was me and a small group of random unknowns. (unknown to me anyway. they were stuck in my psyche somehow but i dont know how they got there) anyway and we enter this bar. the bar was named "VERBAL". It had a cool interior kinda teal blue walls, very trendy looking, not alot of crap on the walls just a big tv behind the bar and then in the front of the bar another flat screen that had some sports on. I remember some silver shit on the walls. shapes and lines. so i go up to the bar and order my drink and the bartenders staring at my face. didnt think anything of it until i realized the whole place was silent. the bartender was a deaf mute who was signing to the other patrons and they back to her. me and my party we the only non deaf/mutes in the place. ... Read more ...

I always had curiosity over the concept of a heaven vs. a hell and how its catholosizms punishment / rewards program. 

If your a good person and do good unto other you get to go to heaven.  If you are a bad person and lived an unfulfilled life then you go to hell.

Heaven if the place where you get to be around other good souls and you are around your family and friends from past who have previously died and live in infiniate happiness.

Hell is the most bad ass torture chamber, ever and you have to deal with it for infinity.

I have a problem with this concept, and the problem lies in the rulers of each place.

God has alot of fuckin rules.  and not only that everyone/ everything must serve it insuch a way that it pleases it.  angels, human spirirt all must do as god wishes.  except one decided to rebel.  so god forced his respected angel to an underworld where this angel (this is satan we are talking about here) would be keeper of the spirits not eligible to get in ... Read more ...

CNN.Com had some video up about how stem cells can help women enlarge their breast!!!!   Imagine your woman gets a boob job but instead of the fake feeling implants they just get those big natural milk sacks everyone can enjoy!!!! this is definetly an enourmous medical milestone.  I bet those douche-bag conservatives who were once agains stem cell research finally see its true potential.  not only can it regrow cells of lost limbs, or be used to help parapalegics walk again, or help cure dabilitating diseases such as MS or mental diseases like Alzhiemerz. These glorious stem cells can give your fugly girlfriends A-cup a much needed D.  that my friends brings a tear to my eye.  GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!

Your friend,

Shadow2130

Today i turn 25.  No big deal im not one of those people who hates getting older, I actually love it.  I'm jealous of the crazy old coot that hangs out at the park giving small children the finger simply because he is slipping into senility.

anyway i work at a major corporate offices and birthdays here are always celebrated.  not like in office space where we all gather to have cake, but more like people will bring stuff in for you (treats and bagels and crap) and leave it at your desk.   this then causes people you work with who you never talk to to stop by and wish you a happy birthday simply so they dont feel weird taking the last cannoli without your knowledge.   heres how the conversations usually go :

" Hey Rick, hows it going man,  your birthday today?"

" No Bob I just decided to have a bake sale,  3 dollars for the cannoli please"

" Ha damn rick your such a joker,   hey nice painting you do that yourself?"

" no I got that ... Read more ...