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Friday, May 30th, 2008, 03:08am EDT

well myy friend told me i will never get featured on ebaums cuz he steals your material... then i read all these posts about ebaum stealin all these videos and shit...

 

thoughts? should i continue(i will anyway cuz i get 100 pts per video)  or should i stop where im at now and cut my losses...

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Thursday, May 29th, 2008, 02:25am EDT

Its official: Children hate clowns. A recent study that quizzed 250 children in a pediatric hospital ward found that all 250 of them were afraid of the various clown imagery that decorated the wing. As though terminal illness wasnt enough. Penny Curtis, a professor who worked on the study, is quoted as saying We found that clowns are universally disliked by children. Some found them quite frightening and unknowable.

So what is it about clowns that is so damn terrifying? We decided to find out. Hence, wed like to present Best Week Evers Top 10 Things That Make Clowns Scary.

10. Big Feet. You know what they say about men with big feet? They have big tendencies to stab you in the face while you sleep. They also have gigantic snow white penises. Gigantic snow white penises Think about it.

9. All Movies Written About Killer Clowns are Probably Based on True Stories. In all serious ... Read more ...

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Sunday, May 25th, 2008, 10:03pm EDT

now women, pay attention...there are only 2 gifts that u can give a man that is actually useful...head... and silence. thats all we really want. if u want to ask us what we want and we say head...most ppl already know what we mean by that. and after we get head...shut the fuck up. we dont want you telling us about how much u love us, or talkin about ho u were choking when u was givin us head, shut the fuck up the football game is on iom tryin to watch that shit and ur talkin to me go to your room and shut the fuck up!!! just so you know, we dont want a playstation 3 or a 60 inch tv (it'd be nice, those are the only exceptions,) but majorly all u have to give us is head...and after that, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!the patriots is beating the chargers 38-14 and ur prescence is no longer needed so stfu!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Sunday, May 25th, 2008, 01:25am EDT

.to the girl who made the top 10 reasons why I wont call a guy back after the first date post, I just wanted to say that I think you are being nit picky and unrealistic. There is a reason why women like you cant get a date.you fly off the handle at the smallest things and wind up going off the deep end for no reason at all. So I was a few minutes late for a dateis that any reason for you to not call me back? Lets talk about the things that females do that make guys not want to call them back after the first date:

1. Your looked NOTHING like your picture on your online dating profile.
If the girl has some sort of weird camera angle in her online dating pictures, guys: turn and run. There is usually a good reason why a girls pictures look like Pablo Picasso arose from the dead, bought a cheap $25 digital camera and decided to experiment with photography. I am not trying to be mean here, its just that everyone in life has different preferences in the opposite sex. As chea ... Read more ...

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Sunday, May 25th, 2008, 01:13am EDT

i hate you bitches who just threaten over the internet and try to act all hard when truth be told, ur probably just a lil pussy typing behind the keyboard. also ppl talkin about how much pussy they get when they r fucken virgins u bitches need to get lives cuz quite frankly we dont care how many boxing champions you beat or how much your dick gets sucked, if the person ur tryin to convince is Unknown to u(or by just the internet) then stop tryin to show off your life will get pwned by ppl like me...

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