You know what sucks? I'll tell you what sucks: Canada.

 

I'm mad as hell about Canada and I don't have to take it. Guess who liked Canada: Hitler. And I may not have any evidence to back this up, but trust me. It's true.

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Why do I hate Canada so much? I'll tell you. I have seven reasons that will make whiny liberals quiver in their faux-fur lined boots.

1. Canada is cold.

    

   Real cold. Too cold for anyone sensible.

   But Canadians should prepare for warmer temperatures, since those Godless socialist pinko cowards will suffer an eternity in Hell.

2. The metric system.

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some pretty interesting questions...that question our daily lives... If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

 When cheese gets its picture taken, does it say 'me'?

 Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered if Chinese mothers use toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Why does a 'slight tax increase' cost you $200 and a 'substantial tax cut' save you 30 cents?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 If one synchronized swi ... Read more ...

WTF?! are you serious?! who controls what gets featured?! i had that soup can to nuts video up there for 2 weeks!!! what the fuck is wrong with this, why should i even upload these if i dont get recognized for this...this is such bullshit man...>:(

10 Reasons Why the U.S. Must Leave Iraq

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1. The human cost of war is unacceptable.
   The U.S. decision to invade and occupy Iraq comes with a horrific price tag: deaths of an estimated 100,000 Iraqis and more than 2,345 occupation troops, including 2,140 U.S. military personnel. The numbers rise daily. Hundreds of thousands have been physically wounded or traumatized by chronic violence and insecurity. This path will not lead to victory. There are no winners, and there is no military solution. In spite of this, the U.S. continues to embrace military rather than diplomatic approaches. An immediate end to hostilities is essential to stem the carnage and loss of human life.
2. The U.S. occupation is a catalyst for violence.
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ok im fucking tired of this...whats the point of even fucking uploading these videos if ebaum is just gonna fucken steal it...

maybe u seen his latest one prank goes wrong...i uploaded that yesterday and it was featured today and i expected to see my name next to it but no...i see ebaum's name on my video. now i understand if we uploaded it at the same time...that wasnt the case i uploaded this yeaterday whereas he says he uploaded it 7 hrs ago...WTF IS THIS?! im tired of just uploading all these videos and not get any credit for it... but wtf can i do about it. jackshit. in fact im pretty positive that even more people than me has gotten screwed over by ebaum...

this is supremely pathetic that you have to cheat on your own website...