Great quotes by comedians"If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me." --Bobcat Goldthwait "I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money." --Kevin Meaney "My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how to swim. I said,'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.' " --Paula Poundstone "In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in asingle file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tallpeople burn slower?" --Warren Hutcherson "I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock everyother one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking thelocks, they are always locking three." --Elayne Boosler"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?" --John Me ... Read more ...

Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's Department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. F MY LIFE

Did you just watch David Blaine the Dive of Death. That was the most pointless magic trick every. It sucked more balls than Clay Aiken. If you didnt see i tell you what happen. He hanged upside down for like i think 60 hours. Than jumped for 45 feet to the ground or that what he was supposed to do. But he rea;;y just fell and had a cable on him and it stop him a foot from the ground and it pulled him up into the sky. The lights turned off and came back on a couple moments later, and he was gone. It was stupid.....

 

 

PS sorry about my english I am tired and sore from work

My roomate got a assigment today to go to any chruch that is not your own and it has to be a differnent ethnic group. So I said were going to a Black Chruch. And I am going to tape it and put it on ebaumsworld. We are going to dress up in a suit and we are going to bring a friend with us. She is going to wear a big chruch hat. I think this is going to be a great video 3 white people in a huge group of black people jumping and yelling for God. WHat do you guys think?hat should we do at the Chruch?

I hate trolls! I hate them so much i made this video. They are so little they will be easily defeated. So join me! I may be fat and just have a sword but I am a Level 55. AIM at fattiewithasword. LOL this guy is crazy

 

 

P.S. This is not me I thought it was hella funny injoy