last night was one of the few nights ive had off in awhile. so obviously i was determined to make it count and do something really cool. the ladyfriend and i tossed it around for awhile and decided to go to the titty bar. now something you have to understand about her is that she has an unnatural love for naked women. its what i love about her. a few well timed drinks in her and she gets locked into a perpetual game of drunken grab ass with whatever girl has on the shortest skirt/ biggest boobies combo.

so now, with the night ahead planned we set our plan into motion. this had the makings of a fantastic evening. we were headed to a place that combined mans 2 favorite things in this world, titties and beer.now heres where the night took a twist for the worse. the little lady got it in her mind somehow that it would be a good idea to invite my daughters mom to come with us as shes recently decided that she wants to be friends with her. now its not that shes not a nice girl... no, scratch that, shes a ... Read more ...

so there i stood in a dark alley in front of peanuts and beer being arrested by the federales. apparently the club owner had called the cops because of me assaulting a stripper and offering her sex in exchange for money. funny, i dont remember it happening that way. by this point i knew we were screwed and we were going to jail no matter what.

i was arredted on the spot for prostitution without a license and my 2 friends were arrested for possession of brass knuckles, which they had bought 2 doors down from the seedy titty bar that was having us arrested. just to give you an idea of how ass backwards the penal system is in tj the cops went to lunch at little caesars and then wrote all our arrest info on a napkin for the jail. tj jail in and of itself shameless shithole filled with criminals and drug addicts. when we were booked, we were put in a holding cell with about 50 mexicans who were desperately trying to do all their drugs before we were strip searched.

their were needles being passed ... Read more ...

eastside wrote a blog today about going to jail in mexico and i felt inspired to tell the tale of my arrest for male prostitution and my subsequent time in a tijuana jail. many years ago i was working in san diego, after work one day some friends and i decided to head down across the border into tj for the night.

it started off well as we reached the border and took a cab onto revolution blvd (never take your car into tj if you wanna keep it). now tijuana is a border town that thrives on tourism, horny americans, and drug trafficking. ever heard of the donkey show? yeah, tijuanas the place to find it. its the kind of place you need to be careful because despite the supposed language barrier, they all speak english and you will get screwed in any deal you make with any mexican over the age of four. quite a quant place all in all.

the entire city is centered around one main strip called revolution blvd, not unlike the vegas strip here in america. the only difference being the streets are lined ... Read more ...

i have this friend josh, hes a pretty good guy. always respectful, will do anything for a friend, cares more about others than himself, an all around good person. but he has a problem, sometimes hes too nice. this causes people to take advantage of him, especially girls. every relationship this guys been in, he gets screwed.

his highschool girlfriend gave one of our other 'friends' a handjob at a concert, while josh was asleep with his head in her lap. then his wife cheated on him with their neighbor, and got herpes. thankfully hed stopped sleeping with her months before because she was a raving bitch. to this day she screws him on whatever child support or time with his son she can, just to be a cunt. by the way, the kids blonde, pale, and has blue eyes. both josh and his ex wife are dark complected with dark eyes and hair, you see where im going with this right? she also cheated with my brother and light skin and eyes run on one side of our family, fuck......

even through all the bullshit w ... Read more ...

so in my previoes blog i weaved a story of vengeance and intrigue for you my avid readers. it was all about working at a pawnshop, and our revenge against a lazy employee. i suggest reading that blog before you continue because the story slowly builds to its climactic end.

now first, let me say that i actually liked steve. he was a cool guy but he just did not want to work. which is fine in and of itself but when the other employees have to pick up his slack in an already demanding job, something had to be done. i tried talking to him, he wouldnt have it. we tried talking to his brother (owner of the pawnshop), he made excuses for him. in addition to all this, he made more money than all of us. even more money than the manager. we tried all avenues before we resorted to guerilla warfare.

we thought the mace tp or the panty cam would have taught steve a lesson but it didnt. instead he just took more smoke breaks or walked around the block. the owner of the pawnshop owns the whole block so stev ... Read more ...