Friday, October 28th, 2011, 07:52pm EDT
So I decided that I had had just about enough with my clogged up sink, and it was time to fix that. I headed down to my local Walmart to get some Drano.
Perfectly normal to go at 2 a.m., right?
Drain Cleaner. Check. Ok. Next aisle.
Nasal Decongestant. Sometimes I feel a little stuffed up in the morning. Better get some. Check.
Measuring cup and spoons. I've been wanting to do a little baking lately. Check.
Ok. That should do it? Let's find one of those self checkouts.
Uh oh. People are starting to stare. It's gotta be the coat I'm wearing. And I didn't shower today. I haven't shaved in a while either. Oh man, I probably look like hell. But not THAT bad. Right? They're still staring. Shit. I shouldn't go out like this.
23.86? Fuck. All I have are singles. Hmm. No one will mind, right?
Ok. I'm out. Why's that security guy following me? What. Did I forget my receipt?
Perfectly normal to go at 2 a.m., right?
Drain Cleaner. Check. Ok. Next aisle.
Nasal Decongestant. Sometimes I feel a little stuffed up in the morning. Better get some. Check.
Measuring cup and spoons. I've been wanting to do a little baking lately. Check.
Ok. That should do it? Let's find one of those self checkouts.
Uh oh. People are starting to stare. It's gotta be the coat I'm wearing. And I didn't shower today. I haven't shaved in a while either. Oh man, I probably look like hell. But not THAT bad. Right? They're still staring. Shit. I shouldn't go out like this.
23.86? Fuck. All I have are singles. Hmm. No one will mind, right?
Ok. I'm out. Why's that security guy following me? What. Did I forget my receipt?
Thursday, October 27th, 2011, 12:37am EDT
I'm not dead. Yet. Way I see it, I've got at least 3 more years in me. Although that building does look awful nice. You know the one, don't you? Twenty stories. Middle of the city. Tallest building around for at least 15 miles.
That's a good distance.
Top floor is all glass, too. Observation deck. How easy would it be to throw a chair? Easy enough.
I've had a strange obsession with chukka boots lately. I wonder if the two thoughts are related.
That's a good distance.
Top floor is all glass, too. Observation deck. How easy would it be to throw a chair? Easy enough.
I've had a strange obsession with chukka boots lately. I wonder if the two thoughts are related.
Monday, September 19th, 2011, 09:24am EDT
Oh. Shit. He's right there. Fuck. He's looking at me. Quick. Type more. Type loudly. Oh, good. He thinks I'm working on a paper or something. Awesome. Crisis averted.
Ok, he's leaving now. I can get back to watching porn. Oh, wait, no. He's sitting down. Ugh. He's talking to me. I better keep typing. I bet I look really studious. And smart. Let's hit the Enter key a few times.
There. It sounds like I just scrolled down half a page. Whatever I'm writing must be really important, I bet he's thinking. Fuck. When is he gonna go to bed? This is so awkward. Is he getting up? Is he going back in his room? I hope so. I'm running out of things to type. Ok. I still don't know what to write. I'm out of ideas. Oh, I know. I'll just hit some keys. He'll think I'm typing some more. This is perfect. jdleidjslalcnpoeirh. dflaeriaphein.
Oh. Ok. It worked. Seriously, this is the last time I use my roommate's computer. He's leaving.
Fuck, I hope he doesn ... Read more ...
Ok, he's leaving now. I can get back to watching porn. Oh, wait, no. He's sitting down. Ugh. He's talking to me. I better keep typing. I bet I look really studious. And smart. Let's hit the Enter key a few times.
There. It sounds like I just scrolled down half a page. Whatever I'm writing must be really important, I bet he's thinking. Fuck. When is he gonna go to bed? This is so awkward. Is he getting up? Is he going back in his room? I hope so. I'm running out of things to type. Ok. I still don't know what to write. I'm out of ideas. Oh, I know. I'll just hit some keys. He'll think I'm typing some more. This is perfect. jdleidjslalcnpoeirh. dflaeriaphein.
Oh. Ok. It worked. Seriously, this is the last time I use my roommate's computer. He's leaving.
Fuck, I hope he doesn ... Read more ...
Sunday, August 28th, 2011, 04:49pm EDT
Alright, time to clear up some things.
Now, even though this is the internet, and any 'reputation' is imaginary, that doesn't mean I don't have any alts. Yea. I admitted it. I have alts. Here, I'll list them. Every single one:
1. personmanabc: my first and most often used alt. By most often used, I think I signed onto the account six months ago. I first created this alt to bait a troll at the time being, but occasionally I'll use it to post short stories I'm not completely satisfied with.
2. Crayak: I originally used this alt to stir up some trouble when the current blog mod was deleting everybody. I wanted to cause trouble without getting banned. I later wrote a heartfelt story about something that happened in my past, which I eventually came clean and admitted to.
3. Fatsparks. A parody of lardinfamous. I think I used it once.
4. WolfmanJenkins. I liked the name, and wrote one thing on another site with that name. I can't even remember if I posted anyth ... Read more ...
Now, even though this is the internet, and any 'reputation' is imaginary, that doesn't mean I don't have any alts. Yea. I admitted it. I have alts. Here, I'll list them. Every single one:
1. personmanabc: my first and most often used alt. By most often used, I think I signed onto the account six months ago. I first created this alt to bait a troll at the time being, but occasionally I'll use it to post short stories I'm not completely satisfied with.
2. Crayak: I originally used this alt to stir up some trouble when the current blog mod was deleting everybody. I wanted to cause trouble without getting banned. I later wrote a heartfelt story about something that happened in my past, which I eventually came clean and admitted to.
3. Fatsparks. A parody of lardinfamous. I think I used it once.
4. WolfmanJenkins. I liked the name, and wrote one thing on another site with that name. I can't even remember if I posted anyth ... Read more ...
Monday, July 25th, 2011, 10:23pm EDT
Warning: You may wanna see the movie first. This review contains light spoilers for those who care (for instance, Captain America gets the girl at the end OMG)
2011 is the summer for super hero movies again, it seems. Only this time, there's not really any good ones. There's X-men in the 60's, a shitty Thor, and lastly, ol' Capn Murrika. Now, anyone who knows anything about superheroes knows a couple key indisputable truths: Thor is a fucking stupid character. So is Captain America.
Seriously, every version of Captain America, live-action or anim00ted has been a complete pile of shit. This looked like a gritty reboot (HOLY FUCK CAPTAIN AMERICA USES A GUN), so I figured Hey, it's gotta be great. Right?
I'll skip to the end: Captain America was ok. It wasn't great. It wasn't terrible. As a superhero movie, it was better than most.
That doesn't mean it's not full of flaws and bullshit, no. This IS a superhero movie, afteral ... Read more ...
2011 is the summer for super hero movies again, it seems. Only this time, there's not really any good ones. There's X-men in the 60's, a shitty Thor, and lastly, ol' Capn Murrika. Now, anyone who knows anything about superheroes knows a couple key indisputable truths: Thor is a fucking stupid character. So is Captain America.
Seriously, every version of Captain America, live-action or anim00ted has been a complete pile of shit. This looked like a gritty reboot (HOLY FUCK CAPTAIN AMERICA USES A GUN), so I figured Hey, it's gotta be great. Right?
I'll skip to the end: Captain America was ok. It wasn't great. It wasn't terrible. As a superhero movie, it was better than most.
That doesn't mean it's not full of flaws and bullshit, no. This IS a superhero movie, afteral ... Read more ...
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