A new supermarket opened in my neighborhood a few weeks ago. I went in, expecting your usual kroger type deal, but it ended up being completely different.
The automatic sprinklers on the vegetables play sounds of distant rain and thunder while giving off the scent of fresh rain.
The milk freezer carried the smell of freshly cut grass and the sound of cows mooing.
The meat department was filled with the sound of bacon frying and the smell of a charcoal grill on a hot summer day.
The eggs came with the clucks of a chicken and then the smell of scrambled eggs.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
So I'm sitting here watching George fuckin Lopez on Nick at NIte (Go me, and my super exciting life), and I noticed that George's amazingly hott wife used the word "Elephantitis." Now, first off, George Lopez is an ugly mexican who works in a factory, yet his wife is basically a super model. And his Daughter? Hot too. WtF? What kind of hot supermodel would marry George Lopez? And what, did all of her genes get passed to his daughter, and none of his? Sorry for getting a little off track there. The point is, people, the word is "Elephantiasis," NOT "elephantitis."
