I'm a hardworking man. I'm honest. I'm civil. I'm a decent guy.
And for my whole life, one question has plagued me:
WTF You do, sparks?
Let us ponder the implications of this question. What has sparks done? More importantly, What the fuck has sparks done? We can assume WTF means 'what the fuck,' can we not? Does it mean Wanting to Filibuster? Am I a politician? No! Besides, that doesn't make any sense in the context:
"Wanting to Filibuster you do, sparks?" ....See, that's just ridiculous.
But what DID I do?
Did I put a hole in the Ozone layer? No.
Did I kidnap the Lindbergh Baby? No.
I did not steal the cookies from the cookie jar.
What did YOU do, huh? HUH?
Fine. Don't tell me.
And for my whole life, one question has plagued me:
WTF You do, sparks?
Let us ponder the implications of this question. What has sparks done? More importantly, What the fuck has sparks done? We can assume WTF means 'what the fuck,' can we not? Does it mean Wanting to Filibuster? Am I a politician? No! Besides, that doesn't make any sense in the context:
"Wanting to Filibuster you do, sparks?" ....See, that's just ridiculous.
But what DID I do?
Did I put a hole in the Ozone layer? No.
Did I kidnap the Lindbergh Baby? No.
I did not steal the cookies from the cookie jar.
What did YOU do, huh? HUH?
Fine. Don't tell me.
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