OK, OK. I know there is a reason I am hearing voices. I am rational. Yet, I was terrified moments ago because as I sit here typing, a man is in my ear repeating the word "Audio". A few moments ago, I was minding my own business, watching videos here on ebaums when a voice came over my headset. At first I thought it was just something at the end of the video, someone calling someone a gold digging whore. Then, the video closed, he continued talking. I looked left, I looked right. There is no one in my room. In my panic, I checked in the closet and bathroom. No one there either. I am alone and hearing voices.

Now you may have figured out by now (for you smarter users) that I am getting some interference on my headset. And I think I know why. Last week my neighbor installed an incredibly large antenna on his roof. I had wondered over and asked what it was for. He told me it was for his CB radio. I nodded and wondered why he didn't just get the Internet. I wish he had.

I was laying in bed last night and for whatever reason, I started thinking of suicide. Not because I have any interest or intent to kill myself, but because fucked up shit sneaks into my head when I've taken a sleeping pill. I've known some people who have killed themselves, and I guess I was thinking of them and then I realized: There are so many ways to kill yourself! I mean, when you think of suicide, you probably think of someone shooting themselves in the head or hanging themselves. I realized that there are at least 7 known ways to kill yourself (to me, anyways).

1. Shoot yourself (How original. If you take this route, please, do it outside. It's just really inconsiderate to who ever gets stuck cleaning up after you, asshole! What if you fuck it up?)

2. Hang yourself (Because it's not traumatic enough to your loved one to find you with your brains blown out, no, no, you need to possibly kick one of them in the face when they discover you hanging from whatever fixture yo ... Read more ...