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Wednesday, February 18th, 2009, 10:22pm EST

I come back here every so often to check my account and any PM's I may have. Since the migration I have had only one PM, and this is:

Good day,Please write to my email address: (elkaprecious@yahoo.com)My name is Precious, a good looking Liberian girl.I became interested in you after going through your profile at (www.ebaumsworld.com)and i wish to continue relationship with you which if nature will permit we have a long way to go.I have a special reason of contacting you which i will make known to you, tell you more about myself and also send my pictures to you. I will like you to get back to me through my email address: (elkaprecious@yahoo.com)Precious.

 

Seriously? Do 99% of American males even know on which continent Liberia is? The mods can't even control spammers and advertisers anymore.

When is the new administration going to make a public statement about the status of eRep points? What about the prizes claimed that noone is getting? Where are my prizes? Administration need ... Read more ...

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Saturday, October 4th, 2008, 04:36pm EDT

O.J. Simpson finally gets a guilty verdict for his crimes. He gets off on a gruesome double murder, but has a civil verdict of guilty. Now he pulls an incredibly stupid armed robbery and gets convicted. What does everyone think of this latest crap he's pulled? Is he finally going to get what he deserves or will he be able to appeal to something lower like disturbing the peace?

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Wednesday, September 10th, 2008, 10:02am EDT

1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn

the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.

 

2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming,

of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times,

reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back

down to give the vacuum one more chance.

 

3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of confection

(lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will

somehow 'remove' all the germs.

 

4. ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for

one armrest in a movie theater.

 

5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept

onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he

finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

 

6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' ... Read more ...

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Tuesday, August 12th, 2008, 11:12pm EDT
This blog will be all about one thing: a chain story started by me and continued by you. The rules will be simple, all you have to do is continue on in the messages the next line of the story, it can be anything you want, just try to keep it fluid with the previous message. I'm sure a lot of you will want to add something vulgar, which is fine, as long as you keep it fluid with the previous message. Examples would be: Jack and Jill went up the hill to go to the Circle K When they got there they bought a pack of cigarettes and some beer. Jack got Jill drunk and put a cigarette out on her arm... etc. Have fun, and I'll start!
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Thursday, May 8th, 2008, 11:26am EDT

Been getting quite a reaction out of people about, well, mostly Lawrence Olivier and Sir Alec Guinness. I did check my sources before compiling this gallery, and Olivier, Guinness, Grant, and Cummings are not 100% homosexual, but bi-sexual.

It was a surprise to me that Obi-Wan was listed as a bisexual, but he was apparently arrested in 1946 for a lewd act performed in a lavatory...